Red Dwarf: Anything you want “This is set during Series VII” Deep Space: Some Ship the SS Larga or something: “Men were working so very hard, why? You may ask well because there was a war A war against the Humans and the glaaafacks, the glaaafacks had laser guns which looked like bananas, smeg how am i supposed to know what the guns look like, well anyway they sort of killed everyone and left. But wait they left something behind That we just checked out.” Dave Lister. Chapter I was: StarBug Dave Lister was just finishing his hot curry which had the inhuman smell you can even think of just next to the curry was his larger, the can looked like if someone had just stepped on it. Kryten came in as he came into the main room his face scrunched up like a piece of paper, “oh sir what in heaven's is that smell” he said, he came to Listers curry and looked down, “sir you do know that is nearly past 12 months old” Lister stopped eating, his eyes widened as he was hearing what Kryten said, “you what!” he said he looked into the curry there was brown spots which were to very brown to see, Lister looked up and started to puke. Kotcanski came walking by who just came back from the drive room and saw Lister puking “what happened to him?” she said, Kryten spoke in a bedside manner where you would hear from nuns, “it’s perfectly all right Mam people like you should just bug off” he said Kotcanski left and gave Kryten a dirty eye. In the drive room Cat was at the wheel, he looked very concentrated at what he was doing, his nose was twitching every minute when an asteroid went by. “Hey buds and mamm, i saw something a big house thing which looks better than that tin can we lost!” He said as he turned his chair to the others. Lister was better he ran and nearly slipped from the puke Kryten was cleaning Kotchanski was just at the navi com looking at readings, Cat eagerly waited for the others Lister came to his chair, “so what is it Cat?” he said Cat turned and looked at him in an annoyed way “didn't i tell you bud?, i found a house thing” Kotchanski looked down at the navi com and read some of the readings “I don’t see anything maybe it’s one of your stupid asteroid findings” she said in a sassy way Kryten turned to her and chuckled, “oh im a Kristine Kotchanski and i am smarter than these smeee heee” he said under his breath Kotchanski turned and gave him another dirty eye “you really hate me don’t you” she said Lister was working on the controls and turned to Kotchanski, “oh don’t listen to Kryts, he is only jealous of you” he said and gave her a warm smile “yeah that isn't helping” she said and got bck to what she was doing. Starbug lowered down and saw an abandoned warship the thrusters kicked in and went full speed to the warship the SSLarga.