Chapter II “That was me before i was a computer, before i even fell in love With the girl of my dreams” Holly looked from blankly to a sort of sad face “That was me before i was a computer, before i even fell in love With the girl of my dreams” he said looking down into nothing. “Who was she Hol” Lister in a questionable look he leaned on the table Of computers in the drive deck. “She was called Hilly” he said looking up At Lister “she was the only friend since i was retarded and had the IQ of 40 at the time” he said Rimmer laughed his cocky voice came in “So you’re telling me that you were human at the time” He said. Lister looked up like if he had a very important question “So you're telling me that i don’t have to be the only human around here Anymore?” he said Lister’s face soon became red in excitement, “Alright Hol open the file and switch Rimmer off” he said. From Listers smile to Rimmers turned to alarmed expression He rose from sitting on a holo seat, “you can’t do that, you can’t turn me off” he said in anger from hearing what Holly and Lister were talking about. “Its alright i will have 24hrs of living on a boring old space ship With a bloke (Lister) who eats curry and off kippers everyday and a hologram (Rimmer) who is a complete total smeghead”. Lister,Rimmer and Cat all stood as they waited and watched Holly transforming into a full grown man, the boys all looked in horror as they Saw this tall and muscular man who just looked liked Holly He looked around confused and turned to the others “Hello, i'm uhh” he said in a freak out sort of voice, Lister came and took Hold of him “hey its alright im Lister thats Cat” Cat smiled and said hi He’s smile had let out he’s two cat teeth “and that is ….. Rimmer” Lister said in a low not happy voice. He looked at the three, the boys all looked back at him. Moments later Lister was sitting on the top bunk of the bed Holly was sitting down reading Rimmer’s weird monthly magazine Looking confused, maybe looking at the pictures “so what's it like being human” questioned Lister Holly turned around, his senile mind and his dumb retarded personality mixed together. “Well if you have 24 hrs to live i would say” silence came “about the feeling of being at your grandparents house” he said Lister came off the bunk “24 hrs!” he said “wow its like waiting for father christmas and you have 24 hrs to live” Lister said Rimmer came walking in “Ahh how are you too you big slimed slick smeghead” Rimmer said He sat down on the chair “ Lister and Holly all looked at him there was Silence like if some big git just farted or just said something that made you uncomfortable “so Hol you wanna get some currys down at B deck” He said “well sure” he said “if its very indian, i would take a sandwich” Holly said Lister looked in the irony and weirdness of what Holly said “Uhh so you wanna go know” he said, they both left the room.