Have any of you bozos wrote any Red Dwarf Fanfiction? It is popular in many other fan communites I thought you would like to read a excerpt from my Red Dwarf fan fic titled "Tex Rimmer comes to Christmas" It was a cold winters night on Red Dwarf. The bunk room had a thick layer of snow in it cause it was cold and things. "this bunk room has a thick layer of snow in it cause it is cold and things" Said Kryten who was standing in the bunk room in the thick layer of snow cause it was cold and things . "I like Curry and beer" Said lister also in the bunk room in the layer of snow cause it was cold and things. "yes" said Cat who was wearing a hat cause it was cold and things Suddenly regular (not Tex) Rimmer came running in "hello friends, my cousin Tex Rimmer is coming to christmas on Red Dwarf" "yes" said someone So they started putting up a tree and things and put santa hats on the skutters but they slipped off cause their heads are small and tiny and they could only find big hats because there isnt really much they can do cause they are alone in a ship. It is now Christmas eve or something and the gang are sitting around talking about things and eating egg nog "remember that terrible series where we were in prison" said kryten "Yes Pete part 2 is the worst episode" said Cat who was wearing a hat because it was cold and things. Suddenly there was a big beam of light. and TEX RIMMER came in "OH MY GOD" Said lister. You see TEX RIMMER is a God and his presence it majestic. Ya know the way everyone likes Ace Rimmer. its kinda like that...BUT MORE CAUSE ITS TEX RIMMER. "Yes" said someone "Hi all I am Tex Rimmer" Said Tex Rimmer saying Hi to everyone "wow this is a thick layer of snow in the bunk room i assume it is cold and things" said tex rimmer observing the thick layer of snow in the bunk room and postulating that it is there because of it being cold and things. "yes" said someone Keep in mind Cat is still wearing a hat because its cold and things Suddenly Jeremy Clarkson came driving and, and the whole thing became an episode of Top Gear or something. FIN Well guys I hope you enjoyed that if you all have any please post.