Red Dwarf haikus

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  1. Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century

    Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century Supply Officer

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    Ouroboros
    A parallel world
    Where Kochanski is alive!
    (P. S. She's your mum)
     
  2. HO HO HO I'M JMC

    HO HO HO I'M JMC Deck Sergeant

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    Deep Space, these are superb!
     
  3. HO HO HO I'M JMC

    HO HO HO I'M JMC Deck Sergeant

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    Backwards

    Replayed in reverse
    It almost makes sense. Sort of.
    Don't overthink it!
     
  4. HO HO HO I'M JMC

    HO HO HO I'M JMC Deck Sergeant

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    Polymorph

    Mutant thought-vampire.
    Let's get out there and tw*t it -
    Or give quiche a chance?


    ...or, a bit of a "found haiku" from Polymorph:

    "One drawback with that:
    The abbreviation is
    CLITORIS."
    Classic.
     
  5. Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century

    Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century Supply Officer

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    Drifting through deep-space
    New spaceship transmogrifies
    Android or human?
     

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