Red Dwarf Limericks

Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century, Apr 5, 2017.

  1. Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century

    Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century Supply Officer

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    This new forum sure looks sleek
    However, some aspects are bleak
    Example one: my name juts out
    Before it broke in half, about
    Estimated cause is thus, I dread:
    Garish underscores have reared their head
    It was fine the way it was before
    Now it's turned into a right eyesore
    Not keen on the bit down the side
    Its purpose leaves me mystified
    Now the main page looks all squashed
    Garbage Podded it should be - that's quashed!
     
  2. R.I.P. 2000

    R.I.P. 2000 Deck Sergeant

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    MeĀ²

    Today I am wondering, really
    Is hell other people, or merely
    A duplicate you
    To the power of two,
    Which Rimmer regretted so dearly?
     
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    Stasis Leak

    They found a leak on Floor Sixteen
    A doorway to the past was seen
    Will the future come true?
    It's long over-due
    Lister said five years, and that's been
     
  4. R.I.P. 2000

    R.I.P. 2000 Deck Sergeant

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    Cassandra

    A bunch of explorers go visit
    A clever computer, and quiz it.
    Like episode two,
    Whatever you do,
    The future is settled - or is it?
     
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    Series I

    The last man alive emerges
    Future with present converges
    Exam results in
    Rimmer worships a bin
    Lister dreams, Rimmer diverges
     
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    Series II

    Distress call from the Nova 5
    First time we see the post arrive
    A memory transplant
    Bring Kochanski back? Can't
    Queeg's fake, not the Holly Hop Drive
     
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  7. Strat-tastic

    Strat-tastic Flight Co-Ordinator

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    My competition entry:

    There once was a Dwarfer called Dave,

    He acted incredibly brave,

    When Rimmer and Kryten,

    And Cat went to Brighton,

    He followed them dressed as a knave.
     
  8. R.I.P. 2000

    R.I.P. 2000 Deck Sergeant

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    Series III

    Time going backwards (well, sort of);
    A bottle show quite highly thought of;
    Shape-shifting (twice)
    And a silly device -
    Then time, which poor Kryten is short of!
     
  9. R.I.P. 2000

    R.I.P. 2000 Deck Sergeant

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    Backwards

    reverse in happen things
    where Earth to them brings
    space in door
    of sort a before
    skyward Rimmer pull strings​
     
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