Red Dwarf Man Computer: Chapter III

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  1. Eddiebadassdavis

    Eddiebadassdavis Catering Officer

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    Chapter III

    5 hrs in to the day

    Cat came shuffling down in a gray unused corridor he stopped and saw his shadow “hey it’s my shadow he said” he whipped out his mirror

    “Wow i look sexy” he said, he again stopped in his tracks and looked

    Down and saw that his sausage was poking straight out “wow i must be

    Very handsome today” he left the corridor ending with a cat howl and

    Danced out.

    Lister and Holly where all in the exam room Lister was eating the biggest

    Currie there was, Holly was eating a holo currie since he is a hologram for 24hrs Lister was slurping the leftovers in the bowl, with the bits going

    On his rock and roll with Hannah t shirt, Holly was eating one by one

    And making a face whenever he eats the curry.


    An hour later Rimmer came into the room “ahh Listy can i have a talk”\

    He said Lister looked at Holly and left with a groan.

    “I know you’re having fun with Holly but when are you going to

    Turn him off” he said, Lister thought for a moment

    He added “look if you hold for a few more hours then, what will the fun be in for me!” he said Holly came into into the room with Cat “ hey bud and non bud, guess what happening he” said Holly came in the room,

    He is hardly a hologram he is fading away. Lister and the others looked

    at Holly, Lister looked horrified, Rimmer looked happy that he can only be the one hologram on the ship and Cat looked confused with the irony.


    Chapter III (ending)

    The boys all stood in the drive room all waiting for Holly to disappear Lister all said some stuff on having a good time with him, Rimmer had a speech saying on how Holly’s a git and is no brainer and Cat just looked at the irony and saying why i just don’t understand what you people are saying.


    Lister got the disk ready to transport Holly back into the computer,

    Holly faded away into the Computer, Holly’s head appeared “waddup dudes!” he said “hey Hol” Lister said “well finally Holly’s back online im going back to what i was a supposed to do” Rimmer said. Wait a minute Holly said he lowered his head “i found life signs on a asteroid” he said his face expressions soon turned to a serious mode, “wait a minute i got a picture” he said Holly faded and a picture saying SOS and a familiar droid and it was Kryten along with Listers space bike.




    Thanks to all of the people who supported me on the Red Dwarf forum


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    And everyone else.
     
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    this is the greatest work of fiction ever told. I cant wait for more. I hope there isnt as much of a wait this time
     
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    Masterpiece of literature, but tell us what happened to Billy (@OurJud) and his magazines with very inappropriate pictures of girls. Why did the girl die?
     
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    I really love the way you capture the essence of Cat, how he looks at the irony, how he looks with the irony and how he looks at his sausage. Well done @Eddiebadassdavis!

    Also I like how I'm the only person thanked twice, proving I am your number one fan!
     
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    You are the chosen one. I am so jealous.
     
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    you are my number 1 fan
     
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    Yes. Yes I am!
     
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    I read this out to mother. I’m sad to report she fell asleep. In all fairness it may be because of the tablets she’s on or it may be a reflection of this piece. When she is awake I will confirm either way.
    J. Salmon
     
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    She doesn't understand real literature. :sulk:
     
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    <Pembers Appaluds whilst crying>
     
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    I've done some fan art of the Nun.

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    no do one of cats sausage.
     
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    Mid-jizz?
     
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    Oh good lord no
     
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