Red Dwarf Quotes

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  1. Hollo_Marx

    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    I thought it might be fun to play a little game of Alphabetical Quotes with Red Dwarf. It's pretty simple. I'll start off with a Red Dwarf quote that begins with the letter A, and the next person should post a quote that starts with B and so on and so on until we loop back to A again. :-D

    "Alphabetti spaghetti?!" -Rimmer
     
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  3. andyedge

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    Chess.
    It can be anything, any game at all.
    Chess.
    Draughts, poker, anything.
    Chess.
    Subbuteo, snakes and ladders.
    Chess.
    Monopoly maybe, I'll let you go first.
    CHESS!
    So you like a bit of chess do ya?

    OK, I admit I had to watch this clip to nail down the exact wording, but I love this interchange between Holly and Queeg :-D
     
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    "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans." - Rimmer
     
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    "Everybody's dead, Dave." ~ Holly
     
  6. Freeborn

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    Cat: Fish!
    Vending Machine: Today's fish is Trout a la Crème, enjoy your meal.
    Cat: Fish!
    Vending Machine: Today’s fish is Trout a la Crème, enjoy your meal.
    Cat: Fish!
    Vending Machine: Today’s fish is Trout a la Crème, enjoy your meal.
    Cat: Fish!
    Vending Machine: Today’s fish is Trout a la Crème, enjoy your meal.
    Cat: Fish!
    Vending Machine: Today’s fish is Trout a la Crème, enjoy your meal.
    Cat: Fish!
    Vending Machine: Today’s fish is Trout a la Crème, enjoy your meal.
    Cat: I will. 8)
     
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    "Gazpacho soup!" -Rimmer
     
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    Howdy doodly do! - Talkie Toaster
     
  9. Hollo_Marx

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    Sorry to take a turn again so soon, but I just can't pass up letter "I"!

    "I want to talk to you about my penis." -Kryten
     
  10. seanyp94

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    Jozxyqk!!!!! - Cat
     
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    "Kryten, kindly get to the point before I jam your nose between your cheeks and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich." - Rimmer
     
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    Leg it ! - Lister leaving his GELF bride.
     
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    As there's no more takers...

    Mr Flibble's very cross - Holo virus infected Rimmer.
     
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    "No offence, Rimmer, but that is completely wacko-Jacko." ~ Lister

    ps: I wonder how many people watching the ep back assume this to be a slur on Michael Jackson as opposed to being inside joke inspired by Producer Paul Jackson's shoutey out bursts?
     
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    I guess the former, considering Michael Jackson's unpalatable activities...:roll:
     
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    Oh Listy! Listy, Listy, Listy!
     
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    Was it an inside joke? I never even considered that it might be referring to anyone but Michael Jackson.
     
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    Pub." Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
     
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    "Quagaars, it's a name I made up, double-A actually!"
     
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    Rimmer! For smeg's sake! - the two Listers.
     

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