Red Dwarf Quotes

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  1. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    "Fifteen thousand! And you had the front to borrow money off me to buy me a birthday present!"
     
  2. seanyp94

    seanyp94 Third Technician

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    "Goit" - Rimmer
     
  3. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    "Holly, I'd like to send an internal memo please. "To Dave Lister, condolences on your passing", what's that poem? Now weary traveller rest your head, cause just like me you're utterly dead."
     
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    I'm going to lash you to within an inch of your life, and then I'm going to have you - Low Rimmer
     
  5. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    "Jesus Christ!"
    "Yes?"
     
  6. Hollo_Marx

    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    Only twice through and we've already repeated the "Everybody's dead Dave," quote twice for E? C'mon people. ;-)
     
  7. Simonr1978

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    Sorry Hollo, I was going to use "E-11-T" from Back in the Red but didn't get there in time.
     
  8. seanyp94

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    Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit! I'm alive! - Rimmer
     
  9. Simonr1978

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    "Leave it alone, guys! Leave it..."
    "...alone."
     
  10. SoC00L_L

    SoC00L_L Third Technician

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    "Mayday, Mayday! I wonder why they call it "Mayday" ? It's only a bank holiday."
     
  11. Strat-tastic

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    13th Wednesday after Pentecost, 13th Wednesday after Pentecost :lol:
     
  12. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    "Now... That's all I can remember."
     
  13. Hollo_Marx

    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    Fantastic quote choice Simon. :lol:
     
  14. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    Thanks Hollo :-D. Come on guys and girls, I've got one for "O" but I don't want to double post if anyone else has one too.
     
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    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    "Oh, come on, Lister! Laugh, laugh, laugh. Chuckle, guffaw, giggle. That's Rimsy and Listy!" -Rimmer
     
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    snodgrass Third Technician

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    "Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. I said SUPPER IS READY. Is anyone still unclear as to the supper situation? No? Excellent."

    Kryten with a tank in "Beyond a Joke"
     
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    "Queeg never existed. It was me all along." ~ Holly
     
  18. seanyp94

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    Rimmer, will you relax. I know what i'm doing, i am not pished! - Lister
     
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    So what is it? - Cat
     
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    Taranshula :shock:
     

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