Red Dwarf Quotes

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  1. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    "Useless Rimmer. Useless Rimmer. Useless Rimmer" (The frogs in the Swamp of Despair, Terrorform)
     
  2. andyedge

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    Hmmm...this seems to have died a death only after the 2nd round up to V.
    Let me try & revive this with this quote, not a particularly funny or memorable one, but a quote nonetheless.

    Vote fascist for a 3rd glorious decade of total law enforcement - Lister (as Sebastian Doyle) reading the sign in BTR.
     
  3. Hollo_Marx

    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    "Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?" - Lister
     
  4. Simonr1978

    Simonr1978 Deck Sergeant

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    Since X is a tricky one, I hope no-one will mind me cropping a quote from Todhunter:

    "(Just as) X-Rays can't pass through lead, time cannot penetrate the stasis field."
     
  5. Hollo_Marx

    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    "You can't whack death on the head!" - Rimmer
     
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  7. Strat-tastic

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    Spelling now with a silent/invisible Z. Marvellous! Works for me :-D
     
  8. Hollo_Marx

    Hollo_Marx Catering Officer

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    How about we make X and Z wildcards where you can put whatever quote you like? Those two are going to just get harder and harder.

    ... that's what she said.

    Who wants to start another round with A then? :-)
     
  9. andyedge

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    All in all a 100% successful trip.
    But Sir, we've lost Mr Rimmer!
    All in all a 100% successful trip.

    I would also suggest V as a wildcard as this was a previous stumbling block.
     
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    I love that dystopia scene in the car park. Some great Orwellian riffs.

    "Be a government informer. Betray your family and friends. Fabulous prizes to be won"
     
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    "Come on, you re-eds!" - Rimmer (waiting for Lister's pregnancy test result)
     
  12. Strat-tastic

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    Dogs' milk :shock:
     
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    Follow the game rules sim, s'il vous plais :P
     
  15. Strat-tastic

    Strat-tastic Flight Co-Ordinator

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    E

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXTRAORDINARY!

    (Cast & audience on several Smeg Ups) :lol:
     
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