RED DWARF T-SHIRTS: WE WANT YOUR VIEWS!

Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by Seb, May 4, 2017.

  1. Jo TORDFC

    Jo TORDFC Second Officer Fan Club Team

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    I'd really love and in-world company t-shirt... if I have to pick just one? Hmmm.
    Leopard Lager.
     
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  2. Abe but more Halloween themed

    Abe but more Halloween themed Deck Sergeant

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    I'd like to see an official full-body Pete costume which can switch between a bird and a dino at a press of a button.
     
  3. Abe but more Halloween themed

    Abe but more Halloween themed Deck Sergeant

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    Also, Space Corps uniforms, or at least tshirts printed like them.
     
  4. adamclark83

    adamclark83 Third Technician

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    Maybe the Series VIII promo image of Lister, Cat, Kryten, Rimmer and Kochanski in their CANARIES outfits with either the following slogans:

    "Do Or Die"
    "Convicts Army Nearly All Retarded In-Bred Evil Sheepshaggers"
    "We Are NOT A Singing Troupe"
     
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  5. Attiq

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    For me I never understood why there was a t-shirt that said "Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" and not the much more relevant "Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas! Whatever" that would be my vote for a far better t-shirt.

    Now also I know it says only one suggestion but I cant help myself but to make 2 suggestions.

    The second is why is there not a t-shirt that has the lyrics of the theme song of the show? Lyrics on the front and a BIG RD logo on the back.

    Please one of these would be great. BOTH would be better!!!!
     
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  6. Dismembers

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    What about 'Red Dwarf Universe, as thought of by Pembers' ?
     
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  7. Iced Gemz

    Iced Gemz Catering Officer

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    I know! PIPE ME!!! :-D
     
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  8. yoserian

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    First ... i wish there were Earth Tones [like not unfaded black] or faded colors, and/or even grey or white [talking about color].
    Second, i wish there was 'Kerplunk, Kerplunk, Oops, Where's my Thribble' [placement of caps, totally negotiable]..... on above types of fabric. i would wear it proudly. Probably to the detriment of the RD Franchise. No one should expect, that i've a bit of a reputation, locally, as being somewhat of a 'Village Idiot'. Still ..... I WANT THAT T-SHIRT.

    White colors make my chest look bigger, black, makes it look smaller - so i've
    heard.

    edit to add: also ... on white or grey ...
    [​IMG]
    even more specifically, just the guy avatar vomiting, with guts bursting out of abdomen.

    edit to add further: my other car is ... Red Dwarf
    in a parallel universe, i am well endowed, and they call me ace
    in a parallel universe, i am married to Christine Kochanski
    in a parallel universe, my bicycle is a spaceship, Red Dwarf
     
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  9. Stephen

    Stephen Console Officer

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    I'd love more like this!
     
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  10. MIKK15589

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    Maybe a t-shirt of each character and fan favourite quotes from the last 11 Seasons, or save it until Series 12 airs and include them kind of like what Rooster Teeth did with their Red vs. Blue Character-isms posters like the one below...[​IMG]
     
  11. pad_ehh

    pad_ehh Catering Officer

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    T-shirts in the design of some of Cat's best outfits, such as the black and white zebra print and near the bottom on the front the "CAT" belt with the curved letters is printed as well.

    Or one of the Cat's little black number with peach trim and gold spangles.... NOT to be confused with a completely different black number he has which also has gold spangles, of course.

    Or, how about this...?

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. MrDwarf

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    Agree with the first one. Would definitely buy that one :-)
     
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  13. Strat-tastic

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    Nice to see a lot of folk posting their first messages. Hello to you!

    I'll give the design some thought but please make them in at least 3XL too. Fatties love cool t-shirts too :lol:
     
  14. Pendo

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    That would make a good Christmas Jumper :lol:
     
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    Lister's shirt from series XI with picture of him and Rimmer would be great.
     
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    Something using Rimmer's Shakespeare speech 'Now....' would be funny.
     
  17. Stephen

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    Or a tshirt with a picture of Marilyn Munroe labelled as Mary Magdelin?
     
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    Holly quote. Front: Six? Back: Do me a lemon. That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.

    A shirt with the recipe for Lister's Shami Kebab Diablo on the front.
     
  19. Goit_84

    Goit_84 First Technician

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    The best t-shirts are ones with an obscure reference and NO LOGO. If it has the official "Red Dwarf" logo on it, I'm out. There's something utterly naff about that kind of merchandise. I have a London Jets replica which is the perfect type of item I'm happy to wear in public. I don't want to be a walking advert, but I am happy to wear a cool t-shirt based on my favourite stuff that other fans will acknowledge. I don't know if there's a better example than that London Jets t-shirt, I absolutely love stuff like that.
     
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  20. Shroud

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    A mugs murphy d-d-dont shoot shirt has appeared on the store. As far as I can see it has no logo or anything
     

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