Red Dwarf: the Movie Chapter II

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What should happen next?

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  1. Eddiebadassdavis

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    Chapter 2


    Skiv woke up. He was bound to a chair, he looked around. He saw darkness, but then. He saw someone come up to him. It was a stimulant. He forced his arm out and struck a needle into him. Skiv cried in pain. “Tracker” the simuliant said. The simulant went to a tray and brought out a drill. :weak, old robot” he said. The simulant started the dril. “Stop!” said a voice. The Simuliant turned around to see a slim commander. “Yes sir” said the simuliant. The commander stepped in the simulant’s place. “We have located a ship, a human on board.” said the commander. He seemed crazy. “So what are you gonna do to me” said Skiv. the commander got out his gun. “You said you wouldn't want to face execution” said the commander. “Alright, i’ll do it” said Skiv. he looked scared. He certainly did not want his family dead. The Ninos were another race of robots who became slaves to the simulants a lot of them, mainly woman died in battle. The commander pressed a few buttons on his teleporter. Skiv turned to atoms and disappeared to finally find the last human and complete

    The simulant plan of the universe.


    The ball swung to the opposite left hole, it was a win for Lister. “Hey bud, why you so down?” Cat asked. Lister looked at him and he muttered “Kochanski”. “Hey you know what should you do? Stop thinking about her” Cat said. That’s what Kryten and Rimmer kept on saying to him all morning on the Dwarf. Maybe there isn't much use after all. “Thanks Cat” said Lister not looking at him. “Stop thinking about her bud!” said Cat. “I'm not thinking about her” said Lister again. The two argued over for 5 mins until Lister left in haist getting his jacket from the chair. The bunk room was in a state of a mess. Pornograghphic magazines were everywhere. Rimmer was sitting at the desk reading a book. “See i told you. Those magazines won’t work for a person like Lister” Rimmer said.


    Boom! Skiv crashed into the ships wall he got teleported to the Dwarf. He picked up his gun, he searched the area, walking down corridors. He found himself in the drive room, Skiv looked around there, a few books on how to become an officer, a clean but wet mop and fluffy dice along with computers and navigation techno smeg. But he spotted someone. A human female, age 30s and good looking. ‘Finally i found the human’ he said. Skiv pointed his gun at Kochanski. She swirled her chair facing him, ‘uh hello?’ she said. 3 million years in deep space, in another reality where her ex boyfriend was a hologram and sexy. And in this universe her ex is a slob and supposed to jump start the human race. ‘Finally found human’ said Skiv on is walkie talkie.

    Lister and Kryten walked down the corridor. ‘Sir you must move on like everybody else’ Kryten said. Lister stopped waking same with Kryten. ‘Who else is there, besides Kochanski’ Lister said. Lister started walking again. A computer came on. On the screen was Rimmer’s head. ‘Uh chaps, there's something on the ship’ he said. ‘What is it?’ Lister said. There is a lifeform, non human’. ‘Smeg’ Lister said annoyed. ‘Just you said that I thought there could be a miracle’. ‘No. its some sort of android. And he looks really old’. Rimmer said. The screen glitched. Skiv holding onto Kochanski with a gun in one hand, and the other holding her. ‘Crew of ship, human will die if you don’t give ship to simulant’. ‘Simulant?’ Kryten said to himself. ‘Listen you can take me but not her!’ Lister screamed. ‘That won’t work, i’ll take both of you’ he said. ‘Sir?’ kryten said. ‘It’s the only way’. Lister ran to the elevator. Kryten followed.

    Down at the airlock Rimmer, Cat, and Kryten all came to the airlock just in time. ‘Look i don’t know who you are, but please just let her go’ Lister said. Something heroic inside him wanted her to feel happy. Skiv thought for a moment. ‘Fine i’ll take you to simulant’

    Said Skiv. ‘finally take him, i thought all this commotion was something to do with my Tuesday underwear’ Cat said. ‘Do you think we can spare any jokes right now’ Rimmer said. ‘Sure take him. But please go’. Rimmer added. Skiv let go of Kochanski and Lister.

    Don’t worry this gonna be bumpy ride’ Skiv said, they teleported away.
     
  2. Baby Jesus

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    Great as ever!
    Can we see some erotic sequence between Kryten and Kochanski in the next chapter, please?
    And can @Cloud make illustrations for some of the chapters?
     
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    I hope they take out the Axis of Evil, the stimulant, the simulant and the simuliant.
     
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    I liked the bit where the ball swung to the opposite left hole.
     
  6. Eddiebadassdavis

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    Its me again
     
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  8. Eddiebadassdavis

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    i'll pass on that message
     
  9. the last Mr Frosty

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    Can’t you tell us who Ben is?
     
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    Tbh most people would turn Ben away, but I don't listen to a word they say. They don't see him as I do. I wish they would try to :-( I'm sure they'd think again, if they had a friend like Ben.
     
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  11. Eddiebadassdavis

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    I, threw the message on the floor in his room
     
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    Just when I thought you couldn't get any more badass!
     
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  14. Eddiebadassdavis

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    I was saying HE threw the message onto the floor
     
  15. Eddiebadassdavis

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    I dunno some sort of infected software that was eating my laptop
     
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    Oh my mistake for not realising you meant HE when you said "I". My bad.
     
  17. Eddiebadassdavis

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    all g must have been some mistype
     
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    I just hope you can forgive me someday
     

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