Red Dwarf VII: Anything you want chapter III

Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by Eddiebadassdavis, Jan 25, 2019.

  1. Eddiebadassdavis

    Eddiebadassdavis Supply Officer

    Messages:
    574
    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2018
    Location:
    Australia
    [​IMG]

    Chapter III

    Lister woke up to see himself in a white arena “welcome to anything you want” said a familiar voice said. Lister turned around to see Rimmer, Arnold Rimmer in his old uniform a khaki military style shirt. “Rimmer?, what in the smeg are you doing here?” Lister said “you thought of me, how kind of you thinking about me” he said with that heroic smile. Lister looked confused it’s weird last night Lister had a dream. Which was wet and had Rimmer. “How are you here Rimmer? You left us to be Ace don’t you remember?” Lister said. Rimmer gave out a smug smile which makes others cringe, “well this is the magic you thought of me to be here” he said. Lister then got the idea. “Okay then smegger” he said with a smile, Rimmer soon faded away, from thin air.


    Kochanski,Kyten and Cat soon found the room with the machine ‘Anything you want’ an old crackling picture of a nun was at the front along with the exaggerated font of the name. “Hey is just me or did have i seen that picture before” Cat asked he went over to smell the old worn out picture, “im pretty sure that dumb head talked about it on the Dwarf all those years ago” he said. Kryten went up to see a screen, on the screen Lister’s name popped up.


    Anything You Want ‘server 1

    Name…… Dave Lister

    “This must be where Mr Lister was taken” Kryten said. he got the Sci scan to check for other options. “So how do we get him out?” Kochanski asked. “Supposedly he can do what he wants in there” “no i mean how do we get him out” Kochanski said she moved over to the back where the power switch was. “Don’t turn off the machine” Kryten said pointing at the big red switch. “So buds what are we waiting for let's go in!” Cat said impatiently. Kryten went over to the server screen and dialed in a few numbers. Kryten, Kochanski and Cat all teleported away into the game.
     
  2. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

    Messages:
    1,523
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2016
    I like the bit where last night he had a dream which was wet and had Rimmer.
     
    Asclepius and Nikki the Great like this.
  3. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    6,675
    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2002
    Location:
    Tex Rimmer
    This was also my favorite part
     
  4. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

    Messages:
    11,507
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2009
    “Dumb head” is a great insult
     
    Nikki the Great likes this.
  5. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,033
    Joined:
    May 14, 2012
    I like that the nun appeared again and that Cat said "Hey is just me or did have i seen that picture before".

    I wonder if he'll ever get to find out if he did have seen it before? Let's hope it's not too long til the next installment.
     
    Underdunn likes this.
  6. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

    Messages:
    11,507
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2009
    Can you make it so @Bluey is the evil managing director of the “Anything You Want” company?
     
  7. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

    Messages:
    17,130
    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2001
    Good idea, Ant. I wouldn't mind a cameo appearance in the story.
     
  8. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

    Messages:
    11,507
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2009
    Your disgraceful anctics on here deserve you such an accolade
     
  9. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

    Messages:
    17,130
    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2001
    What's disgraceful about my antics on here?
     
  10. Asclepius

    Asclepius Deck Sergeant

    Messages:
    2,398
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2016
    Location:
    Behind you
    Nun making comeback! And Listers wet dream!
    Best one yet, but perhaps you should make spin off about Listers wet dreams. Please.
     
    Nikki the Great likes this.
  11. Eddiebadassdavis

    Eddiebadassdavis Supply Officer

    Messages:
    574
    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2018
    Location:
    Australia
    Chapter IV will be the final

    Does anyone have any suggestions?
     
  12. Asclepius

    Asclepius Deck Sergeant

    Messages:
    2,398
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2016
    Location:
    Behind you
    More of nun and wet dreams.
     
    Underdunn and Nikki the Great like this.
  13. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,033
    Joined:
    May 14, 2012
    Noooooooooooo!
     
  14. Eddiebadassdavis

    Eddiebadassdavis Supply Officer

    Messages:
    574
    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2018
    Location:
    Australia
    Don't worry i have planned on doing a Novelization of Red Dwarf The Movie Later in the year
     
    Pembers and Nikki the Great like this.
  15. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

    Messages:
    7,033
    Joined:
    May 14, 2012
    Yesssssssssssssssss!
     
    Pembers likes this.

Share This Page