Riker from Star Trek: The next generation

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  1. Cloud

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    I never watched it. Was it as terrible as I suspect it was?
     
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    What? Star Trek: The Next Generation is awesome. The first series is a bit bum but it gets hella good. Have you really never seen it?
     
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    I've seen bits and pieces and had it on in the background but never actually sat down and watched a full episode.
     
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    Whenever you are flipping through the channels and an episode of Star Trek TNG pops up - keep watching until Riker appears. He is your guide as to whether its an episode worth watching or not. If he has a beard, stick with it - you are in for a treat. If he doesn't have a beard, get the f*ck off that channel immediately because you are about to witness an episode from season 1 or 2.

    Here is a poem to help you remember.

    If Riker has a hairy face,
    Prepare for exciting adventures in space.
    If Riker's chin is smooth and clear,
    Turn off your tv and don't go near.
     
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    I've watched several episodes. But not for him. Usually Data.
     
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    That's been on UK TV recently, I've watched a few. It's one of those shows that's just bad enough to be entertaining.
     
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    It's been repeating on TV Barrandov in CZ for 9 years.
     
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    I like your poem

    If Morecambe and wise are on your TV
    Then make sure it's there stuff from the BBC

    There's another helpful one
     
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    I demand everyone watches Star Trek the next generation
     

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