Honestly, this fighting is ridiculous. And to think people pick on me for bringing up bacon? Children treat each other with more respect than this. Shame on you. Play nice! If I put any effort into my hair, I would have recorded a youtube scolding and have sent all of you to your rooms. Guess what? You are all equals. Let go of the territorial whose-sausage-is-bigger poo flinging match and accept it takes all sides to have a spat. You are all partially in the right and partially in the wrong. Apologizing for unintended feelings is usually best. I will start. I am sorry that I threatened to punish you like children. I am not your mother and you are capable adults. I have little patience for squabbling and need to work on being more patient.