Single funniest line in each ep?

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  1. SRB1985

    SRB1985 Skutter

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    Quarantine:

    "So let me get this straight. You want to ride on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people? And plead with him for your freedom...and you're telling me your completely sane!"

    Chris' delivery and Lister just standing there, mid magic carpet mime always get me.

    Also, watching Leigon while I type this. For some reason 'Not really.... I need it to turn the lights on and off" makes me chuckle too!
     
  2. OurJud

    OurJud Deck Sergeant

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    I'm seeing poetry in everything right now:

    Happiness by Arnold J Rimmer

    You call this happiness?
    Surrounded by toadying lackeys and paid sycophants?
    Living with a love goddess sex-bomb model megastar?
    You call this contentment?

    You know, I stand here now and I look at the two of us
    And I ask one simple question;
    Who is the rich man?
    You, with your 58 houses,
    your private island in the Bahamas,
    Your multi-billion-pound business empire,
    Or me with what I've got.

    It's you, isn't it?
    Yes,
    It's all clear to me now;
    You, richer and happier.
     

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