SMEG!

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  1. drumjay

    drumjay Catering Officer Fan Club Team

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    Who will be the first person to say Smeg in the Specials?

    Lister 10/7 Odds on favourite.
    Rimmer 16/2
    Cat 50/1
    Kryten 75/1
    Holly 6000/1
     
  2. DJMagnifique

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    I thought Holly wasn't in the new shows?
     
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    I think that's why he's at 6000/1.

    My money's on the favourite, Lister.
     
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    Does "Smeeeee" count as "Smeg"? And what happens if the first mention of smeg is in a flashback to a previous series. Does that count?
     
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    I would say Lister first... But Rimmer did used it more often I think... Funy thing would be if Kryten says it first
     
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    I reckon it'll be Lister ... Then Rimmer ... Then Kryten (Smeeeeeee and possibly Heeeee)

    The Cat probably won't say it at all,although he'll definitely mention "goal-post head"
     
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    Would the odds on the ship saying it be 1/1?

    It has to be the full blown SMEG! Although it could be said differently to update phrase.
     
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    And as part of smeghead?
    That might highten the chance Rimmer saying it?
     
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    My money's on Rimmer, actually.

    No fun betting on the favourite!
     
  10. drumjay

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    I think Smeg on it's own. Although the first mention was Lister calling Rimmer it, in the Todhunter scene
    I think more crew called Rimmer a smeghead, than he actually said it.
     
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    I'm going for Kochanski (stock footage)..

    Clutching her chest, she falls, dead to the ground, her last word, SMEEEEEG..

    No, I'm not really..
     
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    It's gonna be Rimmsy.
     
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    I'll go Lister.

    some more odds - Talkie Toaster 3500/1

    Mr Flibble 5000/1

    The Inquisitor 100,000/1
     
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    "Place your bets now please!"
     
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    Queeg, 250,000/1

    Dr. Lanstrum, 500,000/1

    Leigon, 750,000/1

    Duane Dibley 800,000/1

    A Skutter, 100,000,000/1

    For those who like a sure looser. :-D
     
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    I'm going for Lister.

    (All cast together in one chorus of "Smeeeeeg!" as they hurtle into/crash into something 250/1)
     
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    Yes, when referring to Rimmer in "Blue".
     
  18. angelajohnson

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    Yes, surely it's bound to be Lister? "Oh smeg. What the smegging smeg's he smegging done?"

    Rimmer is also a good bet, though. I've not said it out loud in a long while. I remember thinking I was really cool shouting 'SMEG' instead of 'AHHHHH' on The Big One at Blackpool many years ago now... Sorry for the random memory from my childhood. "It's pathetic, it's idiotic, it's..it's puerile!" "Well, you invented it."

    P.S Cat saying 'smeg' *is* rare. But does "What do you want to look like that smeghead Rimmer for?" count?
     
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    It probably will be Lister, but I'm going to put my money on Rimmer instead.
     
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    I've got a feeling it'll be Rimmer.
     

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