So what is it?

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  1. Baxters_Hooch

    Baxters_Hooch Supply Officer

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    What time phenomena?
     
  2. USSLexington

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    Only joking!
     
  3. Baxters_Hooch

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    So it's decided then... we consult Holly.
     
  4. prowler

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    so what is it?
     
  5. Weevil

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    Oh someone punch him out!
     
  6. Baxters_Hooch

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    There's just one thing I don't understand...
     
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    That's not an Ionian Nerve Grip. That's smashing me over the head with a case!
     
  8. The_Badger

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    So what is it?
     
  9. Baxters_Hooch

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    Ah, I think we've experienced this part already.
     
  10. Weevil

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    Look, the rule is simple: I will not eat any animal that has ever been a cartoon. Weevils, rabbits, dogs, cats, mice, road-runners; all out. I'm not a cartoonivore!
     
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    I didn't think we had any crunchy king prawns left!
     
  12. Baxters_Hooch

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    A keyring with a C on it! Thank you with a capital R!
     
  13. Weevil

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    It's an orrrr... It's an orrrr... It's a banana! It's no good,
    sir, I just can't do it!
     
  14. stephypops

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    What ya got punk? EH!? Smeg for brains! Molecule mind!:lol:
     
  15. Baxters_Hooch

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    Swivel on it!
     
  16. The_Badger

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    *Throws Tomato Soup onto spotlessly clean bunk*
     
  17. stephypops

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    I got that one wrong didn't I! It was 'what ya got?' then the last bit 'swivel on it punk' doh whoops!:eek:ops:
     
  18. Weevil

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    That's the metaphorical equivalent of flopping your wedding tackle into a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with a wet towel.
     
  19. stephypops

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    Indeedy!

    I feel like a total and utter goit... :-(
     
  20. Weevil

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    let's knock on the door and ask for Ronnie Real. This is a classic stalemate situation. You can't use your weapons and neither can we let's chalk this one down to experience and we'll be on our merry way, yeah? Actually, as far as psychotic deranged ruthless killer simulants go, you're a bit of a babe. What are you doing tonight?
     

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