So what is it?

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  1. stephypops

    stephypops Catering Officer

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    Dying, care to join me?:evil:
     
  2. Stephen

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    So if he's us, he can't hurt us. Right?
     
  3. Weevil

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    The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel ends up... here
     
  4. stephypops

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    That kind of tough talk doesn't scare us!!

    (Lister, Rimmer & Cat) Yes it does!!!!!

    Love that episode, Legion is great :-)
     
  5. RedMidget

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    the light switch?
    so I couldn't buy it then?
     
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    Not really... I need it to turn the lights on and off...
     
  7. Weevil

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    May I be frank? It's not often we meet an individual who we feel could improve our already pretty damn fine top-notch team. But in you, we feel we have. In all our travels, we have met precisely thirty-one individuals: three one. And we have never felt moved to invite a single one to join our crew. True, most of them wanted in some way to suck out our brains, or erase us from history altogether. Nevertheless, they still weren't what we would consider The Right Stuff. We feel that you are different. We feel that you, like us, have the courage and the dignity it takes to make it as a Dwarfer.
     
  8. RedDwarffan2982

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    Queen to Rook 8, Check mate
     
  9. stephypops

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    Alright Hol, see ya.....{long pause}...'ow do you turn this thing off then? :-)
     
  10. RedDwarffan2982

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    oh queens don't move that way i was thinking of poker
     
  11. Weevil

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    Pawn to King four eh? He's a sly one.
     
  12. RedDwarffan2982

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    so who's winning Hol?
     
  13. Weevil

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    Well, he is really. That was the first move.
     
  14. stephypops

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    I love that line. I am sure they started a game of scrabble too but I may be mistaken :?:
     
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    I don't think they did, but that would have been awesome :-D
     
  16. stephypops

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    Yeah just think of the words they would have used! I wonder if Queeg would have been in there ! lol
     
  17. Weevil

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    There is no need for alarm, sir. If there were any dangerous viral strains in the atmosphere, the Psi-scan would have picked them up by now. . . . . . . . . Blasted stupid cheap damn stupid Martian power packs.
     
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    Just a moment sir, the old 345 takes a few minutes to warm up. Still, it out-performed the 346 in four out of five bench tests. Small wonder then that it was voted psi-scan model of the year three years running! Ah, here we go! And we're going to... live!
     
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    I'm telling you, Kryten is taking over, slowly but surely. Remember how he used to be in the early days? A gibbering wreck, completely un-assertive, no self confidence, plagued by guilt, and convinced he was fourth rate. I really liked him then.
     
  20. RedDwarffan2982

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    space corps derective 195 clearly stats that sat in an emergancy power supply a hologramtic member of the crew should lay down his life so that the living members may live
     

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