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  1. stephypops

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    You know what happens when you call me Tetchy, didn't I warn you what would happen?!
     
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    He's putting it on!
     
  3. stephypops

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    I'm putting it on.
     
  4. Weevil

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    if you put that on, I'm not gonna help you out. I'm not helping you again, not this time.
     
  5. stephypops

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    You think I need your help? You think I can't extract my own head from the waste disposal unit?
     
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    It won't be the waste disposal, Frankenstein. This time I'm gonna unscrew your neck-bolts and microwave your head!
     
  7. stephypops

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    Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.

    [I love this kryten line - I wish he had said 'you ninny' after he said monster that would have been really funny!]
     
  8. Weevil

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    Don't correct me. You know how much I hate being corrected. It really gets my feckles up!
     
  9. stephypops

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    It's hackles, you moron. It really get's your hackles up. There's no such word as feckles!
     
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    Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. Whatever the hell they are, they're up right now and pointed at you, buddy!
     
  11. stephypops

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    Guys, guys! Look at us, what's happened to us? Five days on a sprout diet with a wall-papering video and a crochet magazine. We've all turned into crazies!

    [Rimmer really deserved all he got after this stunt - crochet and sprouts, that's enough to drive a totally sane person crazy!]
     
  12. Weevil

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    Just don't call me "tetchy" and don't blow your nose.
     
  13. stephypops

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    And don't play that video and don't correct me.
     
  14. Weevil

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    That stupid, chirpy optimism; that inane winsome grin.
     
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    OK... we're gonna get through this.
     
  16. Weevil

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    And don't say that we're going to get through this!!
     
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    She Didn't see that coming
    I did
     
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    Can you hear me now!!!!You are halutionating!!!
     
  19. Baxters_Hooch

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    Where's First Class?
     
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    It's all first class
     

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