So what is it?

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  1. Starwithastar

    Starwithastar Catering Officer

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    …On this ship, that could mean anything from 'we're under attack' to 'the baked potatoes are burning'(!)
     
  2. RedMidget

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    "Impact fourty five seconds!"
    Bang!
    "That wasn't Fourty five seconds!"
    "Sorry I was looking at the Baked Potato timer. Can we not leave it in here! It makes us look like we don't know what we're doing"
     
  3. Mardroid

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    I love that scene! Anyone who thinks series 7 doesn't have great comedy should watch that.
     
  4. Starwithastar

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    We don't know where we are, what to do, and haven't got a clue what's happening. Things are back to normal!

    [sorry if I've used this one in this thread before - I can't remember if I have, so clearly I haven't got a clue what's happening either...! :-)]
     
  5. RedMidget

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    "What's your veiw Hol?"
    "Straight up your nose when you lean in like that!"
     
  6. Weevil

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    And Cloister spake, `Lo, I shall lead you to Fyushal, and there we shall open a temple of food, wherein shall be sausages and doughnuts and all manner of bountiful things.
     
  7. RedMidget

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    Reminds me of that film "Attack of the killer goosberries"
     
  8. Baxters_Hooch

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    And ye, they flew straight into an asteroid.
     
  9. RedMidget

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    They used religion as an excuse to be really cruddy to each other!
     
  10. Weevil

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    So, what else is new?
     
  11. sanja

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    Would you like some toast?
     
  12. Baxters_Hooch

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    No I don't want any toast, and he doesn't any toast... in fact, no-one around here wants any toast! Not now, not ever, NO TOAST!
     
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    Yes, I love that bit too!
     
  14. HelenW

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    Ah, so you're a waffle man?
     
  15. Baxters_Hooch

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    So we did plant a bomb? I was beginning to get confused!
     
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    You're a goit! No, you're a goit! I'm surrounded by goits!!! HOLLY, YOU'RE A GOIT!

    I'm a what?

    You heard!

    ...

    It's a yoyo you modo!
     
  17. Baxters_Hooch

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    But I was growing that mould! His name was Albert!
     
  18. sanja

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    So what is it? Only joking :-D
     
  19. Weevil

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    I was
    trying to get him two foot high.
     
  20. RedMidget

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    no way are these my boxer shorts!
    These Bend!
     

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