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  1. Baxters_Hooch

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    But I've got to complete Mr. Arnold's tasks!
     
  2. sanja

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    So it's like spewing time back into the universe?
     
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    Get your keks on lads, we're sorted, Ta very much Chuck pal Love sir, See Ya!
     
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    Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say? Life without pain... has no meaning...
     
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    why can't we meet anyone nice
     
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    Well we know what to get you for Christmas: a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wallpaper.
     
  7. Baxters_Hooch

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    Why can't we meet anyone who can shoot straight?
     
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    Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegarde Lanstrom, and I am quite, quite mad.

    Are you really! How absolutely splendid!
     
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    Twinkle twinkle little eye, now it's time for you to die.
     
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    And I want him to choke to death on his own smug gittyness but we don't always get what we want!
     
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    I'm sitting here in a red and white checkered gingham dress... and army boots... and you don't think anything's amiss?
     
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    of course not its just that we thought you'd gone nuts, we were trying to humour you!
     
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    I was just doing a little test a little test to see if you had gone crazy. *shrieks loudly* If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people.
     
  14. Baxters_Hooch

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    I'm afraid I can't let you leave.
     
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    Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
     
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    Can we see him?
     
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    Do you have a magic carpet?
     
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    Yeah, a little three-seater.
     
  19. MyMindIsGoing

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    So let me get this straight...

    You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and beg with him for your freedom?

    And you're telling me you're completely sane????

    I think that warrants two hours of W.O.O.
     
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    What's W.O.O.?

    You had to ask...
     

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