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Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by Gluben, Apr 27, 2009.
But I've got to complete Mr. Arnold's tasks!
So it's like spewing time back into the universe?
Get your keks on lads, we're sorted, Ta very much Chuck pal Love sir, See Ya!
Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say? Life without pain... has no meaning...
why can't we meet anyone nice
Well we know what to get you for Christmas: a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wallpaper.
Why can't we meet anyone who can shoot straight?
Hello, my name is Dr. Hildegarde Lanstrom, and I am quite, quite mad.
Are you really! How absolutely splendid!
Twinkle twinkle little eye, now it's time for you to die.
And I want him to choke to death on his own smug gittyness but we don't always get what we want!
I'm sitting here in a red and white checkered gingham dress... and army boots... and you don't think anything's amiss?
of course not its just that we thought you'd gone nuts, we were trying to humour you!
I was just doing a little test a little test to see if you had gone crazy. *shrieks loudly* If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people.
I'm afraid I can't let you leave.
Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.
Can we see him?
Do you have a magic carpet?
Yeah, a little three-seater.
So let me get this straight...
You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and beg with him for your freedom?
And you're telling me you're completely sane????
I think that warrants two hours of W.O.O.
You had to ask...