So what is it?

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  1. MyMindIsGoing

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    With... Out... OXYGEN!

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  2. RedMidget

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    So What is it?
     
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    I've never seen one before, no one has, but I think it's a white hole...
     
  4. Weevil

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    ...a white hole?
     
  5. Baxters_Hooch

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    Hi! I'm the Cat.

    Hi, I'm the Genetic Mutant.

    Jenny who?
     
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    Precisely, that's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.
     
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    Sirs, they've taken Mr. Rimmer!
     
  8. Weevil

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    Quick lets get out of here before they bring him back
     
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    Justify your existence; What contribution have you made?

    I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.
     
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    And so the priest said the shoes were in heaven, see, it turns out shoes have soles!
     
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    I didn't come here looking for trouble, I just came to do the Red Dwarf shuffle, ooh! ahh!
     
  12. Weevil

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    Well, you're quite the worst bunch of famous historical wax droids I've ever had the misfortune to clap my eyes on! You're a total bloody shambles, and if we're going to win this war, someone is gonna have to turn you into soldiers, and that someone, ladies and gentlemen, is ME.
     
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    Don't eyeball me Ghandi!
    Drop and give me Fifty!
     
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    Why is mother teresa practising fist fighting with the dalai lama
     
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    Reach for the sky, boys. Let me see them understains.
     
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    Well, I suggest we run. I suggest we ambulate as fast as the local gravity will allow.
     
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    That's something no one should ever have to see
     
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    Lister: Where is everybody, Holly?
    Holly: They're dead, Dave.
     
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    Gordon Bennett, should've never let him out in the first place!
     
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    Uh oh! Better make myself look big!!
     

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