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  1. Weevil

    Weevil Deck Sergeant

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    OR muffins! We don't LIKE muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
     
  2. Roche_P_Nibblick_the_third

    Roche_P_Nibblick_the_third Third Technician

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    Oh, so you're a waffle man?
     
  3. Weevil

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    lol
    Now, you listen here. You will not offer ANY grilled bread products to ANY member of the crew. If you do, you will be on the receiving end of a very large polo mallet.
     
  4. Kit_Cat

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    Can I ask just one question?
     
  5. Weevil

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    Of course
     
  6. Kit_Cat

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    Would anyone like any toast?
     
  7. Tex_Rimmer

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    Didn't you hear what he just said??
     
  8. Kit_Cat

    Kit_Cat Third Technician

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    Yes, but I thought you might have changed your mind in the meantime.
     
  9. Tex_Rimmer

    Tex_Rimmer First Technician

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    General George S. Patten, commander of the 3rd and 7th armies, allied invasion forces, once stopped off at an Italian field hospital and had his sinuses drained.
     
  10. GTaDave

    GTaDave Catering Officer

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    That was no accident, that was fourth degree toastacide
     
  11. hubbard

    hubbard Deck Sergeant

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    Shut your grill
     
  12. jacksmith

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    Gamma Delta 145
     
  13. J_Spaced

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    While I'm talking to you, the Inquisitor jumps me from behind... like this...
     
  14. jacksmith

    jacksmith Catering Officer

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    WE DON'T WANT HIM; YOU CAN KEEP THE SMEGGER
     
  15. Smegerama

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    You can never win. Accept it, and die well.
     
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    See you in Silicon Hell!
     
  17. jacksmith

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    Um your signature is apearing in massive text, is it just me?
     
  18. Andrew

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    Smegerama the huge sig needs shrinking down. I've adjusted your profile to compensate.
     
  19. jacksmith

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    Eyes bobbin' about in a tub of lense cleaner.
     
  20. Weevil

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    D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
     

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