So what is it?

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  1. Daniel

    Daniel Console Officer

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    I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who has ever lived
     
  2. Weevil

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    That's good. I thought I was goin' strange. What d'ya think of Betty?
     
  3. Daniel

    Daniel Console Officer

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    Betty Rubble? Well, I'd go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma
     
  4. Weevil

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    This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
    She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.
     
  5. hubbard

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    All hands on deck, swirly thing alert!!
     
  6. J_Spaced

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    Oh, I get it. You're playing that dumb adventure game! Just buy a potion from Gandalf the master wizard. That's what I always do!
     
  7. sanja

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    It's a big orange squirmy thing
     
  8. Stephen

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    You're a weird guy you know that!
     
  9. J_Spaced

    J_Spaced Second Technician

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    But why did you make me chloroform him and why did he struggle so?
     
  10. Stephen

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    I think he wants a lager.
     
  11. shelbert

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    Of course! Lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!!
     
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    I'm not sure. What do you call one of those giant meteorites that are covered in flames?
     
  13. Weevil

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    A giant flaming meteorite!
     
  14. Stephen

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    I couldn't buy it then?
     
  15. Tex_Rimmer

    Tex_Rimmer First Technician

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    Not really. I need it to turn the lights on.
     
  16. Roche_P_Nibblick_the_third

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    No! I need it to turn the lights on and off.
     
  17. J_Spaced

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    I am capable of quite insane acts of malice.
     
  18. Weevil

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    The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel ends up... here
     
  19. J_Spaced

    J_Spaced Second Technician

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    You have personal habits that'd make a monkey blush!
     
  20. RedMidget

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    two and one half badgers please
     

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