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Discussion in 'RED DWARF UNIVERSE' started by Gluben, Apr 27, 2009.
I'm not a cartoonivore!
It's a wall!!!!!
Bring on the wall!! (Sorry that's not red dwarf is it :P)
Back on track now:
I didn't know robots got PMT?
It's a footprint the size of a surfboard!
Here mutey mutant!
So what is it? It's CLITORIS
What are we meant to do then? Tip-toe up behind them whispering charge and chloraform them with Lister's armpits?
What's that smell?
Itsa triple fried egg chilli chutnery sandwich
And now I'm going to stare at a cracked floor tile.
We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August Fool. Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg.
And the moral of the story is: appreciate what you've got, 'cause basically, I'm fantastic
So you wan't chess?
Hello, Dave. This is me. I mean you. I mean, I *am* you. This is you age 171, Dave. I know you're there, because when I was your age, I saw me at my age ... telling you ... what I'm about to tell you. You've got to tell you ... when you get to be me.
Well at least you've still got all your marbles
Sorry about that. I thought it was just a glitch on my web browser.
Everybody's dead, Dave. Every, Dave, is dead. Everybody, dead, Dave is. Dead is, Dave, everybody.
(Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers)
Smeg! What the smeggin' smegs he smeggin done!!??
Just the usual boyhood pranks, you know: apple-pied beds, and black-eyed telescope ... and, one time, they even hid a small land mine in my sand pit. They took it from my father's gun cabinet. I mean, how were they supposed to know it was going to go off? Marvellous guys.
Well it is a bit difficult to talk when you are tied upside down to a tree.