So what is it?

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  1. Stephen

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    I'm not a cartoonivore!
     
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    It's a wall!!!!!
     
  3. Stephen

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    Bring on the wall!! (Sorry that's not red dwarf is it :P)

    Back on track now:

    I didn't know robots got PMT?
     
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    It's a footprint the size of a surfboard!
     
  5. Stephen

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    Here mutey mutant!
     
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    So what is it? It's CLITORIS
     
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    What are we meant to do then? Tip-toe up behind them whispering charge and chloraform them with Lister's armpits?
     
  8. Stephen

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    What's that smell?
     
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    Itsa triple fried egg chilli chutnery sandwich
     
  10. Stephen

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    And now I'm going to stare at a cracked floor tile.
     
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    We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August Fool. Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg.
     
  12. Daniel

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    And the moral of the story is: appreciate what you've got, 'cause basically, I'm fantastic
     
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    So you wan't chess?
     
  14. Weevil

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    Hello, Dave. This is me. I mean you. I mean, I *am* you. This is you age 171, Dave. I know you're there, because when I was your age, I saw me at my age ... telling you ... what I'm about to tell you. You've got to tell you ... when you get to be me.
     
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    Well at least you've still got all your marbles
     
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    Sorry about that. I thought it was just a glitch on my web browser.
     
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    Everybody's dead, Dave. Every, Dave, is dead. Everybody, dead, Dave is. Dead is, Dave, everybody.

    (Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers)
     
  18. Kit_Cat

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    Smeg! What the smeggin' smegs he smeggin done!!??
     
  19. Weevil

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    Just the usual boyhood pranks, you know: apple-pied beds, and black-eyed telescope ... and, one time, they even hid a small land mine in my sand pit. They took it from my father's gun cabinet. I mean, how were they supposed to know it was going to go off? Marvellous guys.
     
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    Well it is a bit difficult to talk when you are tied upside down to a tree.
     

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