Tex Rimmer returns and grants you three forum related wishes

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  1. Cloud

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    Imagine if you will the glorious @Tex_Rimmer returns and grants three wishes to you, but they must be related to the forum in some way. What do you pick?

    Mine are

    1) Neilold and Bigoledummy are hit by a bus

    2) They make a movie out of @kry102001's youtube show

    3) Harrys eye brow gets permanent replaced by a slug

    Please discuss
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

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    1.) @Strat-tastic is exposed as a Manson-esque cult leader, who brainwashed his followers with his "Fix Our Eyes" song. We're all dubbed "survivors" and are forever making money from this.

    2.) Danny makes another video of his hands and his hands just drop right off meaning he can never bother us again (and coincidentally Spaceman disappears forever).

    3.) Kry10's wife joins.
     
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  3. Ant E

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    1. @simulant37 returns
    2. @Andrew returns
    3. I have a duel with both in the official forum chat that has also returned
     
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  4. Ant E

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  5. Asclepius

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    1. @police finally turns the internet off at @neilold home and all the libraries.
    2. There's Red Dwarf XIII, XIV and a Movie, but with @kry102001 and @Krytens Penis as Kryten and @Tex_Rimmer as Rimmer. Robert Llewellyn and Chris Barrie play the roles of "the fat one" and "the baldy one", who represent Grant Naylor.
    3. @Abe returns and gives us interview with @DivineVarod.
     
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  6. Sammer4Rimmer

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    I bet he just keeps click the 'Preview' button thinking he's clicked 'Post'.
     
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  7. Spaceman

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    I like space, man
    But Spaceman isnt Danny..............which means you still KNOW ASBOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT SPACEMAN Nikki. Spaceman knows u like to use personal informations about ppl against them but you KNOW ASBOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT SPACEMAN Nikki so u cant use personal infomations against him. How does it feel when u KNOW ASBOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT SPACEMAN? how often do you KNOW ASBOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT SPACEMAN? How did it feel when you KNOW ASBOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT SPACEMAN?
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    *sing along*
    Repeat after Spaceman....................”I love use personal informations about ppl but............I know nothing about Spaceman!!!!!!”

    Spaceman feels absolutely amazing!!!!!!!!!! U know NOTHING about Spaceman!!!!

    NEW IDEA................

    Nikki and Cloud: a five part epic!
    Part 1: the drive[written play]
    Nikki arrives in northern ireland and driving hire car to meet cloudikins to watch the sonic the hedgehog movie at cinema, she calls him up whilst driving
    Part 2: the meeting [written story]
    Nikki and Cloud meet!!!
    Part 3: the nikki and spaceman phone call [audio recording]
    Nikki calls Spaceman for invite him to see the Sonic movie with her and Cloudikins
    Part 4: the break up [written play]
    Cloud not impressed when Nikki has invite Spaceman, they have a row and their friendship ends
    Part 5: the reunion [not decided yet......was thinking written play but not certain]
    Nikki and Cloud make up and go with Spaceman to see Sonic movie! They all do cosplay to the cinema, Cloud as Doctor Robotnick
     
  8. neilold

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    This is the best story I have ever read on here.
     
  9. Bluey

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    What does 'asbolutely' mean?
     
  10. Nikki the Great

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    Why not close your stupid chinstrap bearded face for a while? Using personal info against someone is all well and good, but it ain't your personal info if you just make it all up.
    It makes him a walking ASBO, which is pretty accurate tbh.
     
  11. Ant E

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    I believe the Sonic movie has had poor reviews!!

    PS I thought your rocket blew up?

    PPS What have you done with @kry102001 ? :sulk:
     
  12. Underdunn

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    Blimey, I don't even know who Danny is/was but that's the single most 'I'm definitely the person you think I am' post that I've ever read. You poor chap. :crying:
     
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  13. Nikki the Great

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  14. Ant E

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    I want a forum enemy!!! I’m jealous of @Cloud and @Nikki the Great / Nicky the great

    Ps if you’re not Danny... WHO ARE YOU?!?

    DO YOU KNOW WHERE @simulant37 is?
     
  15. Bluey

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    Simulant's last login was on the 9th of November, 2016. I think we should all meet up every 9th of November and have a big party in celebration of the fact that he's no longer here.
     
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  16. Underdunn

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    Cool, like the forums answer to Ed Balls Day?
     
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  17. Bluey

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    Yes, though Simulant was even less likable than Ed Balls.
     
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    Orthopaedic Hospital. ... What a lot of balls. They simply don't know what is wrong with me, at all
     
  19. Spaceman

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  20. Spaceman

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    Undun why you lying? :-(:-(:-(Why u pretend u never heard of Danny? What strange game u play, what tangled web do u weave Undun? Why u lie? Nikki and Cloud must have told u about Danny a half million times already so why u lie and say u dont know anything about Danny Undun? Didnt ur mummy ever tell u it wasnt good to lie? :-(Why u lying to Spaceman?
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