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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Pembers in a Pear Tree, Dec 19, 2017.
I hate minions
Pembers you suit wearing maniac are you drunk already?
Don't forget the Christmas tradition of pushing over this scarecrow in a suit
Do we not need an angry hobo prone to getting lost on foggy trains to accomplish this? Also where did that scarecrow get the suit? The sewer?
You must beat the scarecrow every day so it does its job
And I hate that Slade song. So the first two posts of this thread have been a failure.
Yeah the suit just crawled out on it's own one day. So the hobo put it on and went back to the beach to sit amongst his piles of driftwood and discarded beach towels.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it’s raining," says the man.
"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I nominate that as worthy of one of my own jokes threads, in other words, its awesome