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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by jmc2000, Sep 20, 2017.
So whoever wins gets to report directly to me, right?
Lol, well of course! You the MAN in my book! (Toady mode) So..................... who YOU voting for?
Depends what the bribes are like.
DUMMIES UNITED! offers....
A Cup of Kittens
And the ever popular, much sought after FREE membership in the RealBigOleDummy© Fan Club!!!!!!!
A Chicken In every Pot!
Man......... if DUMMIES UNITED! wins....... I'll have to lease a durn CARGO ship to send it across the pond!
Some of the chickens are from my chicken pen so they better be alive. They look alive and well in the chicken in a pot pictures.
Live indeed! and well cared for too. Big Fat Chickens! I think they want to have homes in the UK (hint hint)
Yes.... they are Fat and Sassy! Starting to cluck a bit though......... meaning to ask you ...... why do they have accents?
You've just blown it with the chickens looking for homes in the UK quote. I was rooting for you till then. I will not have work shy chickens sending British corn home to their own soil. they should be sent immediately to a Calais slum and not attempt to hide in tractors coming across the border
Sorry to report all Chickens on lock down until further notice. Finding some mighty strange things in their pots....
and earlier today I found THIS...
Methinks somethings afoot!
They were hand raised by me and I have a strong accent.
So....... I'm assuming you're not going to set them free?
The last time I tried to let them free foxes, hawks and a native Aussie animal called a quoal killed and ate my chickens so they only get to free range when I am home and I can keep an eye on them.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, now that might make getting my quota a little harder!
Well if none of the manifestos speak to you - start your own party
FYI, this is a zero-risk election because there will be no deposit to lose.
Whoever wins will come to you and ask for permission to form a parliament.
If you wish to summon the MPs to hear a speech, you can send a representative ("Presuming Rod") to bang three times on the door of the Aigburth Arms.
But ......... how can that be? DUMMIES UNITED! is all things to all people? Actually, that being the case....... I can see no LOGICAL reason for any OTHER "parties" at all! Besides, everyone knows the RealBigOleDummy© has mad leadership skills and is by far the most qualified for the position. Look how I saved the world from the Chickens in a Pots apocalypse! (Oh, no offense meant to your "party".)
But I was looking forward to the Chickens in a Pots apocalypse. You mean I have been training my chickens for world domination for no reason!
Sooooooooooooo, are YOU the one that got them started?!!!!!!! I wondered where they got that idea. BUT ...... hahahaha, the RealBigOleDummy© saved the day AND humankind!!
THIS is what happened to those foul fowl! BBQ at our victory party!
That is what they were threatened with due to failure anyways, except not that burnt. Roasted with veggies or in a pot to make soup.
I admit to getting carried away............ but felt betrayed! Here I gave them all wonderful pots to live in until they went to their ultimate homes and found out they were planning to drop an egg on us all! Crunchy chicken time, bwahhhhahahahahahahahaha.............
Perhaps it time to resign!!!?