The forum general election!

Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by jmc2000, Sep 20, 2017.

  1. FeeBee

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    Those aren't my chickens if they are planning to drop eggs on us all, they eat their own eggs. (I am serious about this, my chickens do eat their eggs. Started because they were laying off a shelf in the bird avery I used to use as a chicken pen. The eggs would roll off the shelf onto the floor and they'd eat the eggs. I could never get them out the habit. New chickens when I get them will be seperated from the current ones.)
     
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  3. BigOleDummy

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    perhaps these people can help......

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  4. FeeBee

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    I've tried a number of things over the last couple of years. Fake eggs is what worked the best but they only worked for a few months. They can now tell the difference between the fake ones and the real ones. Had a nesting box that rolls the eggs so that they can't get them, they started laying eggs on the ground instead.
     
  5. BigOleDummy

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    Smart chickens!
     
  6. Cloud

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    Have been elected King yet?
     
  7. BigOleDummy

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    BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

    In our ceaseless and craven attempts to win the election DUMMIES UNITED! has decided to offer @Cloud the position of KING!!!!!!!! in our most worthy party. Of course, the RealBigOleDummy© is still the Grand Poohbahness and arbiter of platform and policy. @Cloud as KING will take care of day to day appointments and commitments leaving the Grand Poohbahness to concentrate on the more weighty matters of rule but guarantee's the KING all access and freedom to hire/fire/barbeque his aides in any way he see's fit.

    THIS COULD BE YOU!!!!!!!
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    VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN! VOTE DUMMIES UNITED!
     
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  8. Ant E

    Ant E Flight Co-Ordinator

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    ^^^
    No chance
     
  9. Cloud

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    I am pleased to be king
     
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  10. Bluey

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    Dummy is going to get my vote. When's the election?
     
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  11. Ant E

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    A b voting for a b! Shock horror.

    What next, Seb voting for the Andrew Ellard alliance party?!
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

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    And not a single eff was given that day...
     
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  13. BigOleDummy

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    A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

    According to our highly reliable and TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH DUMMIES UNITED! polling company, BODinc.,
    DUMMIES UNITED! is running away with the election, sweeping all before us! When the GrandPoohbahness himself proclaimed this altogether unsurprising result , the masses flooded the city in unmitigated joy!
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    VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN! VOTE DUMMIES UNITED!
     
  14. BigOleDummy

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    Tsk Tsk Tsk
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    I'll send you a link.......................................... :roll:
     
  15. BigOleDummy

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    BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!

    At the daily press conference from DUMMIES UNITED! palatial headquarters, the supreme GrandPoohbahness himself has demanded for @jmc2000 to hold the election he called for! "I can only assume @jmc2000 is scared of the will of the people" the most high supreme GrandPoohbahness the RealBigOleDummy© said to the cheers of the millions camped out in front of Party Headquarters. "We MUST have King @Cloud and Queen @Nikki the Great crowned as soon as possible!" he roared to the cheering multitudes. "Therefore we DUMMIES UNITED! and all our fellow travelers insist, no DEMAND our voices be heard at the ballot box"! The totally unaffiliated with DUMMIES UNITED! polling company, BODinc., has DUMMIES UNITED! with an overwhelming lead in the upcoming election.

    VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN! VOTE DUMMIES UNITED!
     
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  16. Nikki the Great

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    If me and @Cloud get to be King and Queen and wear crowns under your watch, then you just got my vote.

    <calls off riot>
     
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  17. Cloud

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    Me also. Me and Nikki would make an excellent King and Queen. Everyone vote this into reality.
     
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  18. BigOleDummy

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    Not ONLY Crowns .....
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    BUT Scepter's TOO .........
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  19. Cloud

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    What about capes, do we get some capes?
     
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  20. BigOleDummy

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    But of course! What Royal couple would be complete without capes!
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    and Hers............
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    DUMMIES UNITED! are no Pikers! Only the finest for our Royal Couple!
     

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