A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! DUMMIES UNITED! has released a manifesto update! Our glorious and most serene the GrandPoohbahness himself has guaranteed that the Royal Coronation of King @Cloud and Queen @Nikki the Great will take place at the residence of the GranPoohbahness : the stately Wayne Manor! Immediately after the election of the RealBigOleDummy© as emissary of the Forum! Now , DUMMIES UNITED! makes no claim that our own Duke of Deliciousness, the GrandPoohbahness RealBigOleDummy© is Batman, but its telling that there are NO pictures of them together! The RealBigOleDummy©'s Butler, Alfred ,is mum on the subject saying only that there's a draft from the large and totally empty, so don't even think of looking, cavern system beneath stately Wayne Manor, home to our very own GrandPoohbahness. Reception immediately following the coronation so our Legions of supporters of can pay tribute (and bribes) to the newly crowned King and Queen of the forum. DUMMIES UNITED! has upped the ante once again in this not even close election "race"! Furthermore, in a speech carried across all TV stations , all radio stations and beamed to the aliens Galaxy-wide, the RealBigOleDummy© had harsh words for @jmc2000 who called this election into being in the first place. Excerpt from the speech : "I, the RealBigOleDummy©, repeat my call to @jmc2000 to hold these elections posthaste! Our people are crying out in anguish for ME to lead them! They want and MUST HAVE their Cups of Kittens, their cute Puppies, and Chickens in Pots (clucking or not), and the failure of the election process is keeping them kittenless and sad. This cannot stand! This WILL not stand! Call the election before the people take to the streets in anger! Hark! Listen outside your window to the chants of the crowd " LET US VOTE, LET US VOTE, LET US VOTE!" I implore you @jmc2000, call this election before even I , the GrandPoohbahness cannot control the passions of the people." Wise words from our GrandPoohbahness. VOTE EARLY! VOTE OFTEN! VOTE DUMMIES UNITED!