The Nikki and Cloud Detective agency

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  1. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Hi All @Nikki the Great has used her money she got from suing for an ineffectual flu jab to start "private dicks" the Nikki and Cloud Detective agency.

    We already have a couple of ongoing cases such as the mystery of Kry10 and the Catwoman girlfriend. But we are willing to take on all cases so feel free to let us know.

    Also I know we are usually on the supply side of crime but we like getting paid so we are willing to do right.

    Also dont go to @jmc2000 s rival detective agency. It is just a front for washing machine money.
     
  2. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Would you two be willing to discover the true identity of @OurJud or is that too much to ask on one of your first cases?
     
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  3. jmc2000

    jmc2000 Deck Sergeant

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    This sounds like the BFG accusing someone of money-laundering, lol.
     
  4. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    That's what it is!
     
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  5. Pembers

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    Where are my glasses?
     
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  6. Nikki the Great

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    It's Billy Salt. Case closed.

    Did you just call @Cloud the BFG? :sulk:

    Thank you for setting this up Cloud, the public need to be aware that there is a genuine reason behind us wearing these trenchcoats, that isn't just about flashing.
     
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  7. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Detective Nikki has deduced that its Billy Salt

    I think I have cracked the case about the JEALOUS Stu.

    Did you look in your suit?

    You are welcome fellow crack detective Nikz. The trench coats are a little bit about flashing. We are like 90% Detective, 10% Flashing.
     
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  8. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Yes, but who is Billy Salt?

    It seems you switched up your percentages there.
     
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  9. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    I want to know where @kry102001 has disappeared to. Do you think you'll be able to track him down?
     
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  10. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    The artist formally known as Billy Casper.

    He's either in Manchester or Turkey. Case solved.
     
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  11. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Damn we are on fire already.

    That will be £5000 please @Bluey
     
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  12. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    Do you accept Monopoly money?
     
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  13. Abe

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    But who is TAFKABC?
     
  14. Kittypaws

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    Has anyone found my catnip? I can't remember which Deck it's on.
     
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  15. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    No :sulk:

    @SgtSmileyUK was seen trying to smoke it.
     
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  16. FeeBee

    FeeBee Deck Sergeant

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    I seem to have misplaced all my energy an motivation. I think they were stollen from me. I can pay in cinamon buns.
     
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  17. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Cinnamon makes me really sick. I refuse to work for anything covered in the devils dust.
     
  18. FeeBee

    FeeBee Deck Sergeant

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    Aww, would you take pizza instead?
     
  19. Cloud

    Cloud Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Well ok. You left all your energy and motivation behind the toilet. Drink the toilet water to regain it back. Pizza please.
     
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  20. Kittypaws

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    So he was last seen two years ago with it. Must've gone off by now... :dead:
     
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