The Nikki and Cloud Detective agency

Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Cloud, Jan 7, 2018.

  1. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    Because some people just love to eat the white stuff.

    (Salad cream is more yellow, shutup!)
     
  2. jmc2000

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    But the mystery is why! It doesn't taste of anything! God knows what the French are doing, putting it on their chips! Mind you, I'd probably baulk at putting salad cream on chips.
     
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  3. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    Cos they're kinky sods.

    Pretty sure the French put mustard on their chips.
     
  4. Asclepius

    Asclepius Deck Sergeant

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    What about this pear?
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    This guy is called Láďa Hruška, which means Láďa Pear. :-D
     
  5. BigOleDummy

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    O.K. ........... I watched as Kryten and Kochanski fought over salad cream and had no clue what they were talking about. NOW, you bring up salad cream too. I have 2 questions : One, just what the heck is salad cream? It SOUNDS atrocious. Two, cupboard or refrigerator?

    Its all a moot point really, when THIS :
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    Is the only thing that should go on a salad besides croutons 8-)
     
  6. jmc2000

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    Oh, I always assumed "Miracle Whip" was a dessert, like Angel Delight or something:

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    Judging by the label, your Miracle Whip might be a similar offering to Salad Cream. It's basically a creamy dressing you can add to salads and sandwiches. The tangy taste is a superb compliment to mature cheddar and rocket, which is my favourite sandwich - ideally served on some no-nonsense slides of Warburton's toastie:

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  7. BigOleDummy

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    Actually, that's how I like Miracle Whip best, with cheese on wheat bread! I can't eat sharp cheddar because it kicks off migraines for me, but a mild cheddar/miracle whip/cucumber/lettuce sandwich is my goto on a hot day or as an all around "comfort food". YUM! Its also excellent on salads and..... well, just about everything. Like a slightly, very slightly sweet mayonnaise but creamier. Really brings out the crunch of vegetables in a salad or sandwich.
     
  8. Cloud

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    My beloved detective agency keeps getting filled with trash :sulk:
     
  9. Ant E

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    Derailing threads. Filling it with garbage. All your hallmarks @BigOleDummy
     
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  10. Cloud

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  11. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I prefer salad cream to mayo. I remember once somebody said they were the same, I called him an idiot, and for the record, it's best on sticks of celery
     
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  12. Cloud

    Cloud Console Officer

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    Get out of here neil and take your stupid salad cream story with you :sulk:
     
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    This place is looking barren. Sticks note on door.

    Cloud and and Nikki can I still use your wonderful detective services.
     
  14. jmc2000

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    That's really bad luck - the sharper the better, in my book.

    Looks like Miracle Whip and Salad Cream are indeed close cousins, according to Wikipedia - and you might be able to try it:

     
  15. Nikki the Great

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    <wears fake moustache>
    I dunno who Nikki or Cloud are.
     
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  16. Asclepius

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    Maybe this woman with moustache will know. :-S
     
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  17. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    cloud and nikki. Two people keep trying trying to derail my threads for some reason. I won't mention their names, I'll just call them cloud and nikki, why is this happening?
     
  18. Nikki the Great

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    Hmmm I think you need to cease making threads whilst we investigate this matter
     
  19. neilold

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    now you wouldn't take advantage of that and make the investigation gratuitously long would you, are you sure, are you sure???????????????
     
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  20. Nikki the Great

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    Of course not!!!
     

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