The rooster booster

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  1. neilold

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    What's the best way to kill chickens, especially mouthy roosters. I says you sneak up on em, quiet like, and wring their scrawny neck for 'em , just like in a stealth game, only with chickens not people
     
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    Don't be stupid this is real life, not cartoon time
     
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    Well at least they due blissfully ignorant . Perhaps he uses chicken porn. Insert your own cock joke here
     
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    Disturbing too
     
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    I now count threads where @neilold talks to himself as a roaring success.
     
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    I now count you reviving threads again, including ones where I talk to myself, even more of a success
     
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    Thank YOU :thanks:
     
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    You are welcome
     
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    Neil needs to make more threads where he just talks to himself like a lunatic.
     
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    I'd guess, for @neilold is a crying woman a rooster booster...
     
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    Good luck with that, it's not as easy as they make it look on TV or in the movies, you just tend to end up with an armfull of very pissed off looking chicken. From experience, shoot them at close range in the head with a full legal limit (12ft/lb) air rifle. .177 is generally recommended for anything feathery, but a .22 will do the job fine too close up.

    Don't be tempted to use a cheap rifle or an under-powered one as they can be as little as 6-7 ft/lbs and may not be sufficiently powerful to kill cleanly. Also make sure your sights are properly zeroed first so that you hit what your aiming for and don't wind up wounding the animal.
     
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    I prefer a shotgun to blow their ruddy 'eads off
     
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    Well this didn't go the way I hoped it would....
     
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    which way did you hope it'd go???
     
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    To a jamming session. A better one than the one @Strat-tastic and @Freeborn kept boasting they were gonna organise, but never did. Probably featuring me and @Cloud on our matching ocarinas. Toot toot!
     
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    We would thrash on our Ocarinas. Lets get together, Jam on the ocarinas, Put it on youtube and be the next Stu!
     
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    I'm all for the tread heading that way
     
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    Thanks for the support
     
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    You think Neil is finished? Well I got two words for ya...............

    WE LOVE NEIL!!!!

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