The simple and cheap joys

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  1. Nikki the Great

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    That's the one time I'd take a dump on a toilet rather than in a hat, if Earl Grey was in there :sulk:
     
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    You told me you didnt dump! :sulk:
     
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    IF I did dump I meant! :sulk:
     
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    Thats better! :sulk:
     
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    Perhaps not as you all "know tea" but I like drinking tea myself. Hot and sweet, which is kind of funny because if you even TRY to put sugar in my coffee, we'll be fightin'!

    Exactly!

    :lol:Same here...... I'm a HUGE Star Trek: TNG fan and wanted to try it (Earl Grey) forever because of Picard. I finally did... just a year or so ago and ....... well, the half a cup I could choke down was enough to last me forever. They put OIL from a TREE in it!!!!!!! Not even a Indian or British tree but an Italian tree!?!

    I'm with you!

    We didn't mind paying our way at all, we DID mind paying our way and having NO representation in OUR (at the time) Government.
     
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  6. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    you didn't deserve representation, who do you think you are, trying to run your own country and take it from us? That's the trouble with you colonials, too mouthy for your own good, we give you a bit of freedom and what happens, you end up at civil war with one another:-) And I'm definitely going to put sugar in your coffee, or 'joe' as you weirdos call it, this is war!
     
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    Yes indeed we TOOK it, just like we took all that nasty Earl Grey and dumped it in Boston harbor! Kinda like cutting off our noses to spite our face with that bit though to be honest. That harbor is STILL polluted! Just look at that "tea line"!
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    And yes, we did have a civil war and its still kinda sorta going on, a "Cold civil war" if you will. We killed more Americans than ANY Europeans could actually. Yay?
    Now, hold on there one second pardner, differences of opinion are one thing but threatening a poor innocent cup of coffee?!?
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    Now THAT is just too much!
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    (Now a word from our sponsor's)
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    War you shall have.
     
  8. Abe

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    Holly wasn't in The Beginning. This seems like a bad meme.
     
  9. neilold

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    I always said you were a bully
     
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    I choose a fine duelling sword over your oversized pistols, have at you!
     
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    Nay!!! No weapons varlet, hand to hand tis the only manly way!
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  12. Abe

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    Ah, yes, these, the simple and cheap joys.
     
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    Well fisticuffs it is then. I hope you know we brits invented boxing, probably. And we definitely are willing to take up the marquis of Queensbury rule. None of your deceitful, on the run, alcky carnie tricks.
     
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    Cards you say?
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    But @Abe but more Halloween themed is right this belongs in its own thread or another one. Actually though....... it IS a simple and cheap joy besting you :roll::lol:
     
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    cards, yes if there's one thing you bunco loving carnies are known for honesty in, its cards, find the lady perchance?
     

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