The teachings of Tex

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  1. Cloud

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    Hello all. As you are no doubt aware recently a God made an appearance. I of course refer to the man himself @Tex_Rimmer

    During his brief return he posted 3 times. This of course can be no coincidence, the enigma himself obviously has left us a coded message within these messages. It is up to use to decipher it. Only then will he reveal his true plan for us.

    As you can see I have bolded some words. In this Tex reveals that "I made fried Chicken" Meaning our next step is to acquire some chicken and then he will reveal his next plan to us.


    Also Tex if you return can you inform us if we need to buy official @kry102001 t shirts?
     
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    I'm feeling creative. I want to do this with an official @kry102001 shirt:
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    And then...THEN I want @Tex_Rimmer to take it off. With his willy.
     
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  3. Cloud

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    This is the best post on forum history. Please get @Underdunn to get you an official @kry102001 shirt for @Christmas to impress @Tex_Rimmer.
     
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  4. Ant E

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    @Bluey is talking in tongue
     
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  5. Bluey

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    I'm surprised that you missed Tex Rimmer's very obvious shout out to you in the above post, Cloud. I've marked it in red for you. Tex obviously thinks you're fantastic.
     
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    Why @Bluey just deleted his post?
     
  7. Asclepius

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    Was it just me or did the post disappear?
     
  8. Bluey

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    Because I thought I'd posted it in the wrong thread. Then I realised it had been the correct thread and posted it again.
     
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    Oh. There was a message that I can't press the like button, so I was affraid that my account was suspended like @neilold. :lol:
     
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  10. Bluey

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    So now you know how poor Neil feels. Sitting there all day on his library computer staring sadly at the screen and wanting to take part in the forum.
     
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    It has to be some kind of signal.
    • He returned after 4 years.
    • He posted 3 messages.
    • And one of them was some trouble with quoting. Just 2 of them we valid posts.
    I think we should sacrifise the chicken.
     
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    If he wasn't banned from the library too... :roll:
     
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    This is excellent detective work thank you @Bluey
     
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  14. Cloud

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    This post makes sense.
     
  15. Bluey

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    Dan Brown's next novel: The Tex Rimmer Code.
     
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    I would buy ever copy of this book i could find, I would read about half cover to cover then make sweet glorious love to the rest.
     
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  18. Cloud

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    if you please
     
  19. Bluey

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    I wonder if he's going to be in next year's special?
     
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    I expect him to be confirmed alongside Dave Benson Philips next week.
     
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