A natural sister-thread to the single funniest line from each episode. I've started it here so spoilers won't be a problem. Feel free to post something rough, and then edit your post as you change your mind (you can always add a new reply explaining your changes). At the time of writing, mine are (with some controversial inclusions #1 "Quality" - Back to Earth #2 "We are talking jape of the decade" - Queeg #3 "STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!" - Me² #4 "But I was only gone two minutes?!" - Kryten #5 "Change of plan - leg it!" - Emohawk #6 "Well I say let's get out there and tw*t it" - Polymorph #7 "Somebody save us, before I wet me kecks!" - Blue #8 "In fact... you're a bit of a knob" - Lemons #9 "Nope! We just hosed him down and gave him a hat" - Trojan #10 "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb" - Legion Honourable mentions: "woman's period" (Balance of Power); "become a dog" (Cassandra). EDIT: On reflection... I thought it was controversial to have a BTE line in my top ten. I do still like it, but value it more for the emotional punch than I do for the comedy. I thought I would get roasted for placing it at number three, as per the original listing. But you know what... in my whole time as a Red Dwarf fan, I'm not sure I ever laughed as hard as I did at "quality". There are one or two rival laughs from the classic run, in terms of my reaction on first viewing - but I was a child then, and more inclined to laughter. "Quality" is the only time I rewound a Red Dwarf moment to watch it and laugh again. So I'm going to be honest and put it where it belongs, at number one.