Yeah, you got it. Two Smeg Heads from the US are embarking on a journey, an odyssey, to see the return of one of the greatest accomplishments in modern British media: THE RETURN OF THE DWAAAAAAAARF! They're pushing aside fears of Marmite, tossing away long-held phobias of warm beer (in fact, they love it), and considering joining blood pudding supper clubs, all in their great plan on being IN ENGLAND, WATCHING WITH OTHER SMEG HEADS AS 'BACK TO EARTH RETURNS'! As Dave, Krytie, the Cat, Rimmer, Holly, the Scudders and who knows whatever GELFs have hidden themselves on Floor 13 return to Earth, we're returning to Nodnol, um, Londinium, uh, London and its outlying suburbs (ie, Bath, Wales, Coventry, anyplace where Smeg is spoken, or Red Dwarfers are going to gather en masse!) We've got our curry-stained t-shirts, our "Better Than Life" games on Nintendo DS, and our eyes focused on the prize, meeting a welcoming group of partying Smeg Heads who won't let a little 18th Century Revolution and an ocean come between us. We did it for Dr. Who, and we'll tell ya the story when we see ya! PLEASE PASS THIS ON, and CONTACT US AS SOON AS YOU CAN!! I'm Gardner, and he's Malcolm, and you can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org We're about to get our flight tickets, and would love to be able to meet with other fans to watch the broadcasts! Be Seeing You!