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  1. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    heard that new venom movie and the movie the meg are both gonna be pg-13. V disappointed, I kinda get venom, sort of, but was hoping the meg was gonna be bloody shark mayhem. Hollywood your desire to squeeze every penny sickens me
     
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    "Venom filled" is a turn a phrase to describe being angry. You are angry about the lack of Voraphillic fap material that will be provided in the movie 'The Meg'.

    Venom is also the name of another movie currently on release alongside 'The Meg' - and so a double meaning is provided in the thread title.

    This would appear to work as a classic Neil Old click bait title. Obviously it would lose some points for not being in the form of a question and ending in '???' - so I would probably give it 6/10...

    ...HOWEVER... As you yourself state you are more understanding as to why Venom is being given a lower rating, I put it to you that this thread is actually ONLY about 'The Meg' and you have crowbarred in a reference to 'Venom' in order to create the title.

    For this I dock a further 3 points.

    Final score... 3/10 :sulk:
     
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    Undies. Your title ratings intrigues me. At first I thought they were pointless and inane, so I thought about it a little more, and came to the conclusion that yes, they definitely were pointless and inane. Despite this, it depresses me that I don't seem to be able to get a high rating out of you.
     
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    I also applaud you for finally get the phrase 'voraphillic fap material' into a reply
     
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    I applaud you for introducing me to the phenomenon. Each and every time I trace the source of one of your links another dark piece of the puzzle falls into place. :evil:
     
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    I applaud you for applauding me applauding you
     
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    I've never heard of either movie. I'm guessing they're both obscure horror films that very few people are going to bother to watch?

    Also, thread title: 7.5 out of 10
     
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    The meg has had a massive hype campaign including TV ads, and venom is a popular marvel character. You've never heard of either bluey?
     
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    I'm not sure whether to be happy over your score bluey, it just confuses matters. I come out with an average score of 5.25, which is, in itself, a very average rating.
     
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    Thank you :lol:
     
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    Who cares?
     
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    I always deliver!
     
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    Well I clearly care ant, I thought my post might have given you a clue that I do
     
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    @neilold have you ever made love to any baked goods?
     
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    Not that I can immediately recall, why???
     
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    I am just making some notes for my new book. Have you ever made sweet love to any food?
     
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    Well we know he wraps his willy in bacon to stop the Muslims from turning it into a Mosque.
     
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    What the bacon or my willy?
     
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    The Muslims wouldn't go near my willy with or without bacon, they can't eat pork.
     

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