What episode?

To be honest, I thought it was "Thanks for the Memory", you're right though.

It basically was his mum, actually I'm seeing a bit of a pattern here; in Ouroborous Lister is his own father and sleeps with his own mother, in the books Rimmer broadly marries and sleeps with his own mother... Oedipus complex? :shock:

 

His mother.

What is Queeg's last move in his chess game as he defeats Holly?

 

HOLLY: Prawn takes Horsie.
QUEEG: Bishop-Pawn takes Pawn.
HOLLY: Bish takes Prawn.
QUEEG: Bishop to Knight Five. Double Check and Mate, sucker!
HOLLY: Oh yeah, I didn't see that.
LISTER: Holly, man, what have you done????
RIMMER: He's lost.
QUEEG: And the loser get's erased.
HOLLY: Noughts and Crosses?


In which episode is Cat concerned about green and peach maybe not matching?

 

Dimension Jump, when he's worried about gangerene.

How many alternate versions of Rimmer have there been, and list them?

 

Livvie 1
Deadie one (OUR rimmer)
Deadie 2 (me2)
Arlene
Dominatrix presumably gay deadie with a holowhip
"I am he!" Clone Rimmers, male and "female", uncountable
Quiche Rimmer (Same rimmer, different personality)
Rimmer in Lister's body
Rimmer in Cat's body
Ace Rimmer 1
Livvie Rimmer 3 (I AM ALIVE!)
Rimmer from the future
Rimmer from the double double future
Ace Rimmer 2, hit to the light bee
All the dead light bees of Rimmer, uncountable
Rimmer as a Child, I've no fish to offend you further
Rimmer as a child, you're a guinnea pig.
Rimmer livvie 3 series 8


Missed any? :P I make it 18, counting uncountables as one each.


As you were mean with that... How many retcons and contradictions does RD have, list them :P

 

Amazing question! *rolls up sleeves*. Assuming the definitive version as the hologram Rimmer revived in The End, and bearing in mind I am having an extremely dull birthday:

The End- actual live, pre-death flesh-and-blood Rimmer
Balance of Power- Kochanksi-Rimmer (now there's a mental image)
Me2- duplicate hologram Rimmer

Stasis Leak- double double future Rimmer (the one with the tache). Plus another appearance from actually alive Rimmer.
Parallel Universe- Arlene Rimmer

Polymorph- Polymorph Rimmer (to elicit Kryten's guilt)
Bodyswap- Rimmer in Lister's body
Timeslides- Young Rimmer

Dimension Jump- Young Rimmer again, Ace Rimmer the First

Demons and Angels- High and Low Rimmer
Back to Reality- Billy Doyle

Gunmen of the Apocalypse- Dangerous Dan McGrew
Emohawk- bitterness-less "Ace" Rimmer
Rimmerworld- first Rimmer clone, various guards, courtesans, Scary King Rimmer and assorted treasures of pulchritude
Out of Time- Animal head Rimmer, fat future Rimmer

Stoke me a Clipper- Ace Rimmer the Second
Ouroboros- Past!Rimmer from Kochanski's universe
Blue- Lister's dream Rimmer

BITR part 1- nano Rimmer
Only the Good- mirror universe Captain Rimmer

Back to Earth and Series X's default Rimmer could be another version again, or perhaps not...

So by my reckoning that makes 21, plus however many we see in Rimmerworld ("hundred of life signs"), plus current ambiguous Rimmer. However multiple appearances of Young and Alive Rimmer are counted only once because it's the same person. Ace counts twice for the two "true" versions we have seen, plus Emohawk Ace, but not the Ace who departs at the end of Stoke because that is still our definitive Rimmer. Savvy? :shock:

Which mechanoid saying loosely translates as "Don't stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger"?

 

Amazing question! *rolls up sleeves*. Assuming the definitive version as the hologram Rimmer revived in The End, and bearing in mind I am having an extremely dull birthday:

The End- actual live, pre-death flesh-and-blood Rimmer
Balance of Power- Kochanksi-Rimmer (now there's a mental image)
Me2- duplicate hologram Rimmer

Stasis Leak- double double future Rimmer (the one with the tache). Plus another appearance from actually alive Rimmer.
Parallel Universe- Arlene Rimmer

Polymorph- Polymorph Rimmer (to elicit Kryten's guilt)
Bodyswap- Rimmer in Lister's body
Timeslides- Young Rimmer

Dimension Jump- Young Rimmer again, Ace Rimmer the First

Demons and Angels- High and Low Rimmer
Back to Reality- Billy Doyle

Gunmen of the Apocalypse- Dangerous Dan McGrew
Emohawk- bitterness-less "Ace" Rimmer
Rimmerworld- first Rimmer clone, various guards, courtesans, Scary King Rimmer and assorted treasures of pulchritude
Out of Time- Animal head Rimmer, fat future Rimmer

Stoke me a Clipper- Ace Rimmer the Second
Ouroboros- Past!Rimmer from Kochanski's universe
Blue- Lister's dream Rimmer

BITR part 1- nano Rimmer
Only the Good- mirror universe Captain Rimmer

Back to Earth and Series X's default Rimmer could be another version again, or perhaps not...

So by my reckoning that makes 21, plus however many we see in Rimmerworld ("hundred of life signs"), plus current ambiguous Rimmer. However multiple appearances of Young and Alive Rimmer are counted only once because it's the same person. Ace counts twice for the two "true" versions we have seen, plus Emohawk Ace, but not the Ace who departs at the end of Stoke because that is still our definitive Rimmer. Savvy? :shock:

Which mechanoid saying loosely translates as "Don't stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger"?

 

Gemzie you got a few that I missed, we must have both been mulling that over at the same time :P

 

I think that's all of them between you. I'm not sure I could list all of them myself, I just wanted to see a full list.

 

Is anybody going to answer this?

 

001100111011000111100 ??

what episode contains space corps directive 39436175880932/C? and for bonus points...what does it mean and which one does rimmer say mistakenly and what does that one mean?

 

Gunmes of the Apocolypse. 39436175880932/C = The right for PoW's to non-violent constraint. Rimmer quotes 39436175880932/B which Kryten answers as being "All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space.

Which side of the screen does the first Rimmer clone jump out from in Rimmerworld?