Who would you rather date?

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  1. adorabelle

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    Not so long ago, there was a topic on here called "who would you rather nob?" -by Seb

    This is the politically correct version, so that even us girls can join in...

    So how about, who would you rather go on a date with? (or whom, Keir)
    Out of all the Red Dwarf characters, who would you like to go on a date with? Lister, Rimmer, Konchanski, Caroline Carmen...

    I'd say Lister. I'm sure going on a date with Lister would be fun, you could get drunk together then go for a curry. Then Lister is also open minded, and funny. Two of the characteristics I look for in a date.
     
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    Aha well in this case for a date it would have to be talkie toaster. Just imagine the conversations you could have over a Candle Lit meal.
     
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    Lister for me too! Pretty much for the same reasons you gave. He's a very down to earth guy, and a date with him would be such a laugh. I also think he's very cute, which is always a bonus. So yep, I'd love to go on a date with Lister!
     
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    I'll have to go with Lister as being probably the most fun date.

    Rimmer would be too busy asking you if you'd like a worm-do and trying to hypnotize you to have any fun. Cat of course would talk about himself the whole time and probably be running off to preen in a mirror every five minutes and Kryten would be too busy cleaning up after you and criticizing the techniques of the chef/wait staff/whatever-employee, etc (nevermind being anatomically impaired as a Ken doll)
     
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    For me it would have to be that Russian woman that I can't remember the name of (never mind spell) who appeared in Back to Earth.
     
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    Ahem... Out with whom on a date would you rather go. As Churchill apocryphally wrote, "Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put."

    In answer to the question though... hmm... tricky. The Cat's too vain, Kochanski's too demanding, Kryten's too servile and Lister's too slobby. I guess that leaves... nah, I'll just have dinner for one please.
     
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    Konchanski as long is she was Claire Grogan 8)
     
  9. Daniel

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    Well, after a lot of thought about this (seeing as how you were pressuring us for a response on this last night adorabelle!), I think I would have to go for Yvonne McGruder. If she was concussed maybe I'd stand of a chance of getting her to go on a date with me. Hell, if it worked for Rimmer....
     
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    I physically couldn't date Lister and I'd murder the Cat, he's far too vain. Kryten... well, let's not go there. Not even in his human form.

    Rimmer, well... :-D It would be an interesting experience, that's for sure. It's ok for me to love the character to bits but if he was real all of a sudden and I was on a date with him, I'd probably end up hitting him unless he could keep his smegheadness to a minimum. But out of the main four, I'd definitely go for Rimmer.
     
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    Hmmm I always liked Pete Trant's sister from Psirens hehe that outfit was the sexiest seen on RD methinks ;-)

    Then there was also the two females on a distress call to the guys whilst on Starbug, again in Psirens. They needed males to spread their seed hehe

    8)
     
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    Oh that's easy, I'd date all the boys except Kryten but for different reasons :-) I'd date Rimsy more as a pity date, I feel sorry for the poor guy, failing his exams, bad parents and only one sexual encounter, poor guy. He's not too bad looking either ;-)I'd date Lister for a good time. He'd make you laugh, listen to you and you'd probably talk about random thigs eliminating awkward silences. Finally, I'd date the Cat, purely because (as he says himself in the Inquisitor) he has a beautiful ass lol and you could probably get some fashion tips XD Kryten would be too difficult to date, he'd be cooking, cleaning etc it'd be too much pressure lol.
     
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    I definitely would love to have a date with Lister :-D
     
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    I'd hang out with Lister(as mates) but for a date I'd definitely pick Rimmer.
     
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    I found the simulant lady in Gunmen and Rimmerworld (particularly the latter)... impressionable. Sure she's an amoral psychotic cybernetic killing machine but once you get past those little flaws I thought her quite a babe. And I liked her voice.

    I guess as going on a date that I actually survive is concerned, I guess I'd go with Kochanski, although there aren't that many females in Red Dwarf to choose from.

    Actually, tell a lie, on thinking about it, there's quite a few, but they have such little screen time, and the hottest ones don't really look that way at all! Still the Gelf bride looked a lot of fun didn't she? A fine full bodied figure of a woman. Phwoar!
     
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    What, no love for Rimmer's mum or Porky Roebuck?
     
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    Many lovely ladies have appeared in the show over the years. Nirvana Crane is particularly attractive, and I always find the hologram Camille striking. Perhaps I have a holofetish.:?
     
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    I don't find any of the main cast particularly datable, but if I had to choose one of the it would probably be Lister.

    Out of any Red Dwarf character, I still don't find any of them datable, but I would probably choose someone like Spanners. He seems like a pretty grounded, down to earth guy. Although I'm not sure he's the type to go dating people behind his missus' back.

    I now want to find Sebs original post about nobbing :P
     

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