Who would you rather nob?

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  1. drumjay

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    Anyway, they were both lovely.


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  2. Snipofsmeg

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    I don't know I got chloe mad at me once as both me and chris where taking at a DJ and we started to make a few jokes at chloe and she really did not like it.:-(
     
  3. Mardroid

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    Maybe she's just a bit sensitive. Also, I don't know what you said, but leg-pulling can be misinterpreted as mockery. Especially as she was the newbie in the cast(and at the DJ) and wasn't sure of her reception. (She doesn't know you after all.) That doesn't make her nasty though.
     
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    We all of us have certain needs
    And these posts make for interesting reads
    The Pics would be ace
    If not for the face
    Of some ugly geezer from Leeds ;-)
     
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    Bad luck I'm afraid. Let's see what you could've won.
     
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    How nice to see the first appearance of the limericks on the new forum.
     
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    You said something that you thought didn't contribute enough to this topic? How high a standard do you think we expect?
     
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    Well if I were either male or a lesbian (of which I am neither, but hey this is all hypothetical anyway), I'd go with numbah 2, she has brains whereas the first Kochanski we never really saw much but seemed kinda ditzy to me (stupidity for me is the #1 turn-off on the planet). Also I like her hairstyle better. :lol:
     
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    I want to hurt my self when I read these topic :roll:
     
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    Same goes for me, but I don't think we should be excluded so...
    Have to go for Claire Grogan, mostly 'cause she's Scottish, but also she's more fiesty and quirky.
     
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    I'd like to lay on top and jiggle up and down (in that way us humans enjoy) with Kochanski #1.
     
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    When does this post end? I want to know who the winner is :-)
     
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    Now if this was one of 'Jonny's' topics, it would have been deleted by now. Still, doesn't change the fact that all men are one-celled brainers, and we all know what material is contained in those one cells. The proof is in the content of this thread :-p
     
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    Well that's kind of unfair, most of them also have a brain cell for beer and another for football, that's a grand whopping total of THREE. ;-) (yay sexism!)
     
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    Yes, my fiancée tragically has a much bigger brain than me. Fortunately, when it comes to debating, I'm lucky in that it's crammed entirely with shoes and Fiorelli! :P

    On topic: In terms of personality my brain would rather 'nob' Claire Grogan's Kochanski... However, my penis would rather be with Chloe Annett's version.

    Ronnie
     
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    I think you will find men actually have two fully functioning brains. Unfortunately we can only have one working at any given time.
     
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    Poor old CG, she apparently could not make the cut against ol' Chloe in my personal estimation as far as my glands go. Them's the breaks and whatnot.
     
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    Chloë Annett any day any night anywhere any way 8)
     
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    That's a surreal image.
     

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