As the title says, here's just some of the wild things @Pembers has done in his life: He bought a pork pie that was buy one get one free, and didn't even take the free one. He went to an Arsenal match and said a naughty word. Twice! He went out a door marked "No Exit". He used a Tesco bag for life in a Sainsbury's. He fed the ducks in an area that had a sign saying "Do not feed the ducks". Legend.