Word of the Day

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  1. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    I got lost part of the way through the second season, so I stopped watching and I'm going to go back and rewatch all the episodes from season 1 onward in the hope it'll all start to make sense again.
     
  2. Kittypaws

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    This season is definitely one that makes you go "Uh?", and leaves you scratching your head, but it's incredible.
     
  3. Underdunn

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    Some of you are probably aware of 'the world football cup' that is currently going on.

    Yesterday England failed to beat another team in the semi final of 'the world football cup' and will therefore be 'coming home'.

    It is with some startled horror this morning that I read in many of our newspapers that for some unknown reason we are not supposed to refer to them as 'losers' but instead we should celebrate the fact that these multi-millionaire individuals failed to achieve the only task they were assigned to do and should term them as 'heroes'.

    Todays word is less obscure than previous ones I have presented you with over the past couple of months, but clearly its one that most people in this stupid country are completely unaware of despite the fact they are all in it.

    DENIAL!!

    :mad:
     
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  4. Nikki the Great

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    Preach!
     
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  5. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    Are they not playing in the third-place play-off then?
     
  6. Underdunn

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    Very well. They will be 'coming home' on Sunday. Happy now?
     
  7. Cloud

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    Whats a third place play off? Why would you bother?
     
  8. Underdunn

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    I know, right? I mean they're already 'heroes' for losing - what more do they have to prove?

    Not even sure why they bothered going at all. They could have just stayed here and done nothing whilst we heaped praise on them.
     
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  9. Cloud

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    If I am set a task and fail at it no one ever calls me a hero. This is discrimination
     
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  10. Nikki the Great

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    I lost my keys once. Gosh I'm such a hero.
     
  11. Underdunn

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    A few days ago my Baby-Bel lied to me. But there are other forms of divination that you can employ which I hope are more reliable. For example did you know its possible to learn the future by listening to the sounds coming from your belly? Well it is! And there's a word for it!

    GASTROMANCY!!
     
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  12. Underdunn

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    Have you ever been to an orgy? You'd think that if there was anything in this world that was free of a hierarchical structure then it would be an orgy wouldn't you? Well you'd be wrong. Because some orgies are presided over by a leader. And there's a word for that leader.

    ORGIOPHANT!!!
     
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  13. Nikki the Great

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    I wonder who @Deep_Space_in_the_15th_Century considers to be the orgiophant in our chat orgies that we definitely do have?
     
  14. Simonr1978

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    Oh FFS, did I miss another one? It's the beard that puts you all off, isn't it?
     
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  15. Underdunn

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    It is yes. Leave her at home next time.
     
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  16. Cloud

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    This was good
     
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  17. Underdunn

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    I've enjoyed educating you all over these last couple of months. But all good things must come to an end. There are no more words left to share. Except one...

    GOODBYE!!

    [​IMG]
     
  18. neilold

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    We will miss learning things that we never needed or wanted to know undies
     
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  19. Ant E

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    What? Not going to accuse others of bullying @Underdunn off the forum?
     
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  20. Nikki the Great

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    Noooooooooooooooo!

    Ps, where did you get that pic of @Tex_Rimmer?
     

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