Word of the Day

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  1. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    You know when people put a question mark and exclamation mark together at the end of a sentence in order to suggest incredulity?!

    Well that's called an INTERROBANG

    Isn't it great?!
     
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  2. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I like how it has bang in it
     
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  3. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Yeah he was our fave. We form the entire Freeborn fanclub :lol:
     
  4. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    You know when you look out of the window of a stationary train and you see another train that is moving off and for a moment your brain tricks you into thinking that your train is moving and its the other train that is stationary? Yeah? We've all experienced it! Well, I know I have and I presume it probably happens in standard class too...

    Well guess what?! There's only a word for it!

    Eisenbahnscheinbewegung!!!!
     
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    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Continuing to give you exciting words of the day in the absence of our thread starter.

    Have you ever found yourself transfixed by a man's trouser bulge? I know I have, and I'm neither a woman nor one of those homosexuals that all the kids are raving about these days.

    Well guess what?! There's only a word that describes the practice of 'crotch watching'!!!!

    Krukolibidinous!!!!!
     
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  6. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    That's a great word. I hope one day to find myself in a situation where I can use it.
     
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  7. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    Well have you ever seen the film Labyrinth?
     
  8. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    No, is it any good?
     
  9. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I highly recommend it. You will bulge with excitement!
     
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  10. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    *clips Nikki round the ear* get your mind out the gutter for once! Bluey was showing approval for yesterdays train based word, not todays moose-knuckle themed one!!! :wave:
     
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  11. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Flight Co-Ordinator

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    OMG OOPS! I actually thought he was saying he was hoping to one day become fascinated by trouser bulge!

    What an unfortunate error :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    So yesterday you learned the word for staring at mens crotches. I hope some of you were able to put it to good use.

    But here's something you might not know! Sometimes men stare at women too!! And I'm told that when they do this, they often find themselves drawn to the lower limbs of the individual in question.

    Well, guess what? There's a word for the 'admirers of legs'...

    CRUROPHILES!!!!

    --"Hey! Stop looking at my legs you dirty crurophile!"

    --"Oh please! As if you weren't just engaging in some krukolibinous action yourself there madam! I saw you!"

    I like to think this conversation took place once... and that as a result of it, those two people fell in love and are now married.
     
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  13. Nikki the Great

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    And then he looked at her breasts and went "Well done you".
     
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  14. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    :lol: Hooray for private in-jokes!!!
     
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    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Sometimes you get upset, or offended, or angry... and inside a little volcano starts to build... and eventually it has to erupt and before you know it you find yourself shouting out a BIG NAUGHTY WORD!!!!!

    ...and then suddenly you feel a bit better.

    Well that's because you have just experienced the emotional relief that accompanies swearing... And guess what? There's only a word for that feeling!!!

    LALOCHEZIA!!!!!

    Isn't that interesting? Now **** off.
     
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    It's Saturday!!! And it's a beautiful and sunny outside!!! Life is good!!! :-D

    Let's keep the positivity going with our word of the day!!! :-D

    You know how sometimes you meet someone? And you just feel this connection there? Yeah? :-D

    ...and then gradually... over time... no matter how close you become... you realise you will never truly know them, not really... And that there's probably no point to anything...:-|

    ...well there's a word for that feeling...

    Adronitis

    :-(

    ...sorry... kind of messed that up didn't I? ...oh well, enjoy the sunshine anyway. :sulk:
     
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    Great now I'm crying irl and @neilold is lurking in the bushes pulling his plonker.

    Thanks a lot @Underdunn :sulk:
     
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    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    Which ironically makes him the one person who we CAN truly know. I mean he’s consistent isn’t he? You’ve got to give him that.

    I am sorry though.

    *grimly stares into the dark abyss with @Nikki the Great and promises her that if they can just get through today, he’ll think of a nicer word tomorrow... maybe one about puppies or something.*
     
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    If it ain't about puppies I will never speak to you again :sulk:
     
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