Word of the Day

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  1. Nikki the Great

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    Am I....PREGANENANT?!
     
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  2. Simonr1978

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    I would assume that would mean you're pregnant by a Plantaganet? You 15th Century hussy!

    (With all due respect, your highness)
     
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  3. Underdunn

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    You know women? Bit like men, but with longer hair? They're actually alright most of them, I find. In fact some of my best friends are women - I'm very open and liberal like that.

    But did you know that sometimes you get one that's a bit shouty? It's true! All angry like a man, only in a slightly higher pitch! And did you know that there's actually a word that describes this rare phenomenon? You didn't? Well then you've come to the right place, because I am here to tell you that a bad tempered woman is called a--

    --XANTHIPPE!!!
     
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    I don't believe such a thing exists
     
  5. Underdunn

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    You know how you've been reading my words of the day for the past three or four weeks? And each time you read one, you think "God, that Underdunn is so wise and clever! I wish there was a word that adequately described HIM and just how smart he is"

    Well good news! There is!

    SAPIENT!!!

    8-)
     
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  6. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    You know what man without any principles at all is, don't you? No? Well I'll tell you. He's a--

    --SNOLLYGOSTER!!!!

    :mad:
     
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  7. Nikki the Great

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    @neilold
     
  8. Eddiebadassdavis

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    Word of the day is....

    Guilt
     
  9. Underdunn

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    Last night the forum was gone!!! :eek: It was a catastrophe!!!!

    Today it's back!!! :lol: If only there was a word that meant the opposite of catastrophe!!!

    Hey wait! There is!!!

    EAUCATASTROPHE!!!!

    I love a happy ending! And if I ever start my own massage parlour that's what I'm going to call it.

    "Underdunn's Eucatastrophorium"
     
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    You know that thing where you try to gain access to a forum and it says:

    This page isn't working

    www.reddwarf.co.uk is currently unable
    to handle this request."

    "HTTP ERROR 500" --

    --WHATTHESMEGISGOINGON?!
     
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  11. Underdunn

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    There is no word to describe the feeling I have found myself waking up today with.

    So in a break with convention, I am going to create a new word myself that I believe adequately sums it up.

    SPUNCHOLLY!!!

    That's right! I feel all spuncholly!! Let me know if you do too? :-p
     
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  12. Nikki the Great

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    You woke up covered in spunk and holly?
     
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  13. Underdunn

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    Please don't cheapen my new word. :mad:
     
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  15. Underdunn

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    Do you ever take off all your clothes and have a good old think about things?

    ...Wait, you DO?! Blimey! Well in that case here's something you can think about next time you do it; there's only a flipping, flopping word that describes deep contemplation whilst in the buff!!!

    GYMNOSOPHY!!!!

    Enjoy... I guess... you weirdo. :scared:
     
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  16. Underdunn

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    "I couldn't believe it when he whipped it out, it was all umbraculiformy!!!"

    UMBRACULIFORM...

    ...shaped like an umbrella.
     
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  17. Nikki the Great

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    Sometimes when I close my eyes in the darkness I just see that umbrella sticking out of the lock. Life changing.
     
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  20. Underdunn

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    You know that Dennis Nilsen feller who popped his clogs recently? He was a proper bad sod by all accounts. But apparently he had a lovely little dog who he really cared for! Awwww! :-)

    I like to find the good in all people, no matter how many dismembered rent boys they have clogging up their toilets!

    And guess what?! There's only a word for that!!!*

    KALOKAGATHIA!!!


    *a word for finding the good in people, not for dismembered rent boys in a toilet.
     
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