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  1. Iced Gemz

    Iced Gemz Catering Officer

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    Would you rather eat so much cake you are sick on your best clothes, or be hungry all day but your clothes are nice and clean? :-)
     
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  2. Sarah

    Sarah Console Officer

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    Clean all day and hungry:-)
    Eat only sweet foods forever or eat savoury foods forever?
     
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  3. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Savory.

    Think, and deal with all the paradoxes of thought, or not think, but be unaware of all things?
     
  4. yoserian

    yoserian First Technician

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    sorry. very distressing question. someone else must answer, i did try though.
     
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  5. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    burn to death or drown in acid
     
  6. yoserian

    yoserian First Technician

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    good. an easy one. i gotta roll with burn to death. i've spent too much time thinkin' of various ways of dying. [should you want, i'll pm but .... ]

    would you rather ...

    free lifetime supply of icecream? or free petrol for three months?
     
  7. Cloud

    Cloud Console Officer

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    Free Petrol for three months. I am not that fused on Ice Cream.

    Have a hobo take a dump in your sink or have Margret Thatcher take a wee on your living room carpet.
     
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  8. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    Well since the witch is dead, her urine isn't gonna be able to do much damage to my carpet. So I pick that.

    Would you rather have no eyebrows or one big one?
     
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  9. Sarah

    Sarah Console Officer

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    No eyebrows I could always have ago at painting done on:-)
    Have crab claw hand or scorpion pincer feet?
     
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  10. BozBoo

    BozBoo Deck Sergeant

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    Scorpion pincer feet. Easier to hide.


    Would you rather have constantly extremely sweaty armpits and lower back or a constant smell of body odour?
     
  11. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    The first one seems the more desirable.

    Would you rather be stuck on Red Dwarf with Kryten or Cat?
     
  12. Asclepius

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    It would be fun with Cat, but for long time deffinitely with Kryten.

    Would you rather eat your best friend or let your best friend eat you.
     
  13. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    I'll get eaten.

    Have to spend three hours in a chatroom alone with Harry or never be able to spend any with Dick ever again?
     
  14. Nikki the Great

    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    <Nikki The Great sucks her teeth>

    Tough one that. It depends what Harry is actually doing I guess. If he's just being mental and coming in the room as Paul Trousers etc and pretending to be new and just home from the gym and forgetting his name then I could watch that ish all day, it was unintentionally HILARIOUS. I could probably even quietly tolerate the anonymous invisible acting out of the phantom of the opera. But if he was being nasty I can't promise I'd be able to stay around. Sorry Dick.

    Go to a packed event with 100's of people who smell absolutely awful for a weekend, or stay indoors alone for a year?
     
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  15. Pembers

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    Stay indoors alone for a year. I'd quite enjoy that actually.

    Would you rather be 1ft tall or 11ft?
     

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