wts,what the smeg!!!!

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  1. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    probably being pointed out numerous times. But if you try and post a rude word into a message it automatically replaces it with smeg. I like that someone went to the trouble of setting that up. its the thing that has given me the best smile out of all the new features
     
  2. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    Interesting. I hadn't noticed that. A good idea.

    Still, the t-word hasn't been censored. Did they forget about that one?

    You can try without posting by using the Preview option in More Options. That way you don't get in trouble if a swear word gets through as I see some have in Yoserian's post.
     
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  3. Seb

    Seb Captain Staff Member

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    Please, no more trying to mess with this system - the guidelines on language are quite clearly stated in the new rules section:

    I'll let the previous instances in this thread go on grounds of you not knowing, but any more and it'll be warning points time.
     
  4. yoserian

    yoserian First Technician

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    i'm sorry. i will refrain, and only use the words i know for certain will result in smeg. but i still hope ... in the proper context ... i can still use panties here and there. very rarely .. but i totally understand as i'm just probing. panties, and ..... tufted Titmouse.

    i will abide.
     
  5. Asclepius

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    Sorry. I was just trying. I didn't know about this system, so it was new for me. :-)
    Don't be afraid, I won't play with this anymore... :-)
     
  6. yoserian

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    but i must admit, in my everyday experience of life, i've never tried so hard, to find, words, that were naughty enough to be naughty and still circumvent the process. you have made me, as Beavis and Butthead. which means ultimately, i lost.

    edit to add: can i report Asclepius? clearly he deserves reporting.
     
  7. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    it takes me back to the old text only adventure games on the zx spectrum. When you used to put in as many filthy words as possible to see what responses you got. Some of which were many
     
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    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    I wasn't intending to make this a swearing thread. I just love what you've done with swearwords!!!!!!
     
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    Nikki the Great Console Officer

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    <Nikki The Great tiptoes in>

    ......BUM!


    <Nikki The Great does a naughty giggle and runs away>
     
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    Iced Gemz Catering Officer

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    A pink bottom :lol::lol: So funny Nikki! :-D
     
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    "The salsmeger crocodile (Crocodylus porosus), also known as the estuarine crocodile, Indo-Pacific crocodile, marine crocodile, sea crocodile or informally as saltie, is the largest of all living reptiles, as well as the largest riparian predator in the world."

    "The sulphur-crested smegatoo (Cacatua galerita) is a relatively large white smegatoo found in wooded habitats in Australia and New Guinea and some of the islands of Indonesia."


    "Richard Wayne "Smeg" Van Dyke (born December 13, 1925) is an American actor, comedian, singer, dancer, writer, and producer... From 1961 to 1966, Van Dyke starred in the CBS sitcom The Smeg Van Dyke Show, in which he portrayed a comedy writer named Rob Petrie."


    I'm impressed!
     
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    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    Are you not aware of how obscene cockatoos are? How dare you joke about this on a PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. neilold

    neilold Flight Co-Ordinator

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    What about great tits??
     
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    Wahey, there's a spoiler thingie! :-D

    :adore::adore::adore:
     
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    Willy
     

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