Your day just got turned into a book. What's it called?

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  1. HO HO HO I'M JMC

    HO HO HO I'M JMC Deck Sergeant

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    I saw this thread on another forum and it seemed fun.

    Today, mine would be The Locked Room Mystery.
     
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  2. Saint Nikki

    Saint Nikki Console Officer

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    Mine would be "The light at the end of the shopping aisle".
     
  3. BadOleSantabot

    BadOleSantabot Deck Sergeant

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  4. Abe but more Christmassy and all

    Abe but more Christmassy and all Deck Sergeant

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    I Think That's What Was Supposed To Happen But Also I'm Really Concerned Because What If It Wasn't
     
  5. Decembers

    Decembers Deck Sergeant

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    Adam's Day.
     
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  6. "Christmas rubbish"

    "Christmas rubbish" Flight Co-Ordinator

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  7. Snow Cloud

    Snow Cloud Console Officer

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    "Cloud: an erotic misadventure"
     
  8. BadOleSantabot

    BadOleSantabot Deck Sergeant

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    Books are sheets of paper with words on them, usually bound with more thicker paper and pertaining to a certain subject. These things....
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  9. neilold frankincense and myrrh

    neilold frankincense and myrrh Flight Co-Ordinator

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    A day in the life of Ivan denisovich neilold
     
  10. Snow Cloud

    Snow Cloud Console Officer

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    You already have a book though neil!

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  11. Saint Nikki

    Saint Nikki Console Officer

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    Anyone else getting an overwhelming urge to guff in all these potential books and hide them in a library?
     
  12. Snow Cloud

    Snow Cloud Console Officer

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    HO HO HO if you guffed in a book I would be right in there with my hooter!
     
  13. Saint Nikki

    Saint Nikki Console Officer

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    Before I even got a chance to sniff it myself :-(
     
  14. Snow Cloud

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    You can sniff my guff filled trousers if the books loose their guffy goodness
     
  15. Saint Nikki

    Saint Nikki Console Officer

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    I appreciate this lots.
     
  16. BadOleSantabot

    BadOleSantabot Deck Sergeant

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    Oh my...... after all those kabobs too........................
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  17. Snow Cloud

    Snow Cloud Console Officer

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    Thank you. As a reward you can take me on a high class date to Tesco's. I will head to Debenhams for a suit for the occasion.
     
  18. Saint Nikki

    Saint Nikki Console Officer

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    Oh check you out being all fancy!
     
  19. Snow Cloud

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    Well I do live on a boat you know!
     
  20. BadOleSantabot

    BadOleSantabot Deck Sergeant

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    Its censored, so don't worry Seb.
     

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