Your favourite line from Red Dwarf

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  1. archie918

    archie918 Second Technician

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    Actually, I quite like the become a dog sequence from Series 8, but my all time favourite is my signature.
     
  2. Julia

    Julia Catering Officer

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    haha snap mine to
     
  3. bedfordfalls

    bedfordfalls Deck Sergeant

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    My new favourite line from series 8:


    Rimmer: "Let's ask her a question about the future. A biggie".

    Lister: "OK, Cassandra. Do we ever get back to Earth? Has the human race survived?"

    The Cat: "Do I ever find my singing tiepin?"

    I don't know why but I just creased up at the sillyness of that. The way Cat pipes in out of nowhere was a real flashback to his classic one liners from the early series before his jokes became long winded running gags.
     
  4. Baxters_Hooch

    Baxters_Hooch Supply Officer

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    The best line in that ep has to be "All of the canaries will be dead in one hour, except for Rimmer..."

    "Yes!!"

    "...who will be dead in 20 minutes."

    I laugh out loud at that scene every time!
     
  5. CallMeAce

    CallMeAce Third Technician

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    Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert.

    Kryten: Sir, Are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

    Genius! :-D
     
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    aceduder Catering Officer

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    Rimmer : Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we gonna call ourselves? Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." Erm, one drawback with that: the abbreviation is "CLITORIS."
     
  7. Bluey

    Bluey Science Officer

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    One of my favourite Red Dwarf lines is another Rimmer insult that appeared in the otherwise terrible American pilot:

    Lister: This is a cat?

    Kryten: He evolved from cats, sir, just as your distant ancestors once swung from trees.

    Rimmer: Ancestors? He grandparents swung from trees.
     
  8. CallMeAce

    CallMeAce Third Technician

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    'Lister to Red Dwarf, We have in our midst a complete smegpot!'

    This line makes me laugh every single time.
     
  9. CallMeAce

    CallMeAce Third Technician

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    Oh and the 'Too slow Chicken Marengo' sequence from Confidence and Paranoia.
    I creased up watching this last night.
    Doug and Rob produced some brilliant lines over the six series they did together.
     
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    KaterinaRox Third Technician

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    alexander the great's cheif enuch...
    NEED I SAY MORE????
     
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    Kryten in Psirens having just been compacted - "I'm almost annoyed".
     
  12. Princess_Elisabeth

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    "So you want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom?
    And you're telling me you're completely sane?!"

    cracks me up every time
     
  13. thepoisoneye

    thepoisoneye Second Technician

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    Hard to tell...Maybe this:

    INQUISITOR: Now then, justify yourself...
    RIMMER: Well, first I...
    INQUISITOR: Liar!

    Can't stop laughing! :lol:
     
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    I can't believe nobody has mentioned the mighty Ace Rimmer's "Smoke me a Kipper i'll be back for Breakfast" or Kryten in Quarantine, " You think i can't extract my own Head from the Waste Disposal Unit
     
  15. nicky_j

    nicky_j Deck Sergeant

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    I like 'I'm almost annoyed.' I use it myself quite often.
     
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    'Listy, what are you doing up? Shouldn't you be in the greenhouse
    with the rest of the cantaloupes?'
     
  17. MyMindIsGoing

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    Here's two rather hefty Rimmer lines I particularly like:

    From Future Echoes;
    "It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that. Your bucket's been kicked, baby!"

    From Terrorform;
    "Have you any idea what kind of day I've had? I've been kidnapped, stripped, oiled, menaced, manacled, licked, nibbled, chained, tortured, humiliated, and I nearly had a knobbly thing the size and shape of a Mexican agave cactus jammed up where only customs men dare to probe."
     
  18. Yule Sleigher

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    There have been so many, and most of my favourite lines have been picked already. But I always quite enjoyed, from Kryten in Camille, trying to persuade Camille to meet his crew mates:

    "But you don't know them! You'll like them! Well, some of them. Well, one of them. Maybe."
     
  19. Smegged

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    I love that one. Another good one from Camille is Kryten's first ever lie;

    "It's a...it's a...small, off duty, Czechlaslovkian traffic warden!"
     
  20. Nirvanah_Crane_1993_XX

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    Indeed a good line, but I adore Kochanski's line in Series Eight, episode, erm, I think it's Pete part 1, and it's the one in my signature about Kryten's runaway penis!
    :-D :-D :-D
    Nirvanah x
     

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