Your favourite line from Red Dwarf

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  1. Smegged

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    The way Chris Barrie delivered that monologue was absolutely hilarious. The way he punches the "kuh" sound at the end of "eunuch" just has me in stitches. Same with the tampons that glow in the dark line from Series VII.
     
  2. redspacegirl

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    One of my favorite lines would be from Holly and Lister: "(H) Purple alert! Purple alert! (L) What`s a purple alert? (H) Well, it`s not as bad as a red alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert... sort of a mauve alert."
     
  3. nicky_j

    nicky_j Deck Sergeant

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    Alphabetti Spaghetti??!!!!
     
  4. SixthDwarfer

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    CAT: I can't believe I'm doing this. I look disgusting. I look like you in your best clothes.
    - Queeg

    CAT: Look at my hands! I had lovely hands!
    LISTER: Well wear the smegging gloves then!
    CAT: Marigolds with blue? Are you crazy!
    - Queeg

    RIMMER: We hit it hard and wehit it fast, with a major - and I mean MAJOR - leaflet campaign!
    - Polymorph

    LISTER: I'll tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets and I've given birth to twins. But I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible pot noodle!
    - Demons & Angels

    LISTER: Look out, I'm going to kill you!
    - Demons & Angels
     
  5. mimas32

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    "When your young you can eat what you like,drink what you like,and still climb into your 26inch waist trousers,and zip them closed.Then you reach that age 24,25 your muscles give up,wave a little white flag,and without any warning whatsoever your suddenly a fat BAS**RD"!!Deffo the best line ever,from rimmer.And it also features at the start of the CARTER USM song SURFIN USM.classic!!!!
     
  6. mimas32

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    "one swift knee in the happy sacs,it'll drop,like anyone else"
    LISTER
     
  7. Mardroid

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    That reminds me. My 'Fearless Lister' Headknocker arrived today. Yes, I know this post belongs in the merchandise thread really, but the coinkydink of the above line fascinated me. I'm easily fascinated.
     
  8. mimas32

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    hahahah yeah me too,and im fascinated by your use of the(non)word coinkydink.
     
  9. whatsername89

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    i agree with Pete Tranter when kryten is trying to say smeg head sooooo funny, his facial expressions =] "smeeeeeeee heeeeeeeee"
     
  10. Mardroid

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    I can't really take credit for that intentional mispronunciation. I got it from Bruce Campbell. (It was actually his voice-over in a scene from the Evil Dead game A Fistful of Boomstick.) I'm sure I've heard it used elsewhere on American telly though.
     
  11. acerimmer_165

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    I find Rimmer's "OK homeboys let's posse!" hilarious, especially with his exaggerated hand gestures.
     
  12. ALynnL07

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    I'd say Rimmer's line in "The Last Day."

    "At least he gets 24 hours notice. That's more than most of us get. All most of us get is 'mind that bus.' 'What bus?' SPLAT."
     
  13. Yule Sleigher

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    That's a favourite of mine, especially as it comes from one of my favourite episodes.
     
  14. ALynnL07

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    Let's not forget Kryten.

    "I do believe I'm drunk. I suddenly feel the urge to strut my funky stuff."

    Hearing his formal tone saying that just make me crack up. =D
     
  15. gem5ie

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    "This is mutiny Mr. Queeg. I'll see you swing from the highest yard arm in Titan docking port for this day's work."
     
  16. Yule Sleigher

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    Good choice! :-D Holly gets some great lines in that episode, and Norman delivers them perfectly.
     
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    "Oh God, my name's Billy Doyle, and my cologne is 'Eau de Yak Urine'."

    Funny line delivered funnily.
     
  18. petetranter

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    Dug out The Bodysnatcher last night and watched the remastered version of "The End", started laughing in anticipation moments before Norm delivered - "Well, she won't be much use to you on Fiji now....
    not unless it snows, and you need something to grit the path with."
     
  19. dodgyredhead

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    I'm new and this is my first post, bought season 1-6 about 10 days ago and just waiting for the rest to arrive I'm addicted! There are so many funny quotes I would find it hard to choose one but I have found myself calling bananas female aardvarks.

    Kryten: "They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"
    Cat: "Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

    And of course there's:

    Rimmer: "Mr Flibble is VERY cross"
     
  20. ben996

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    i always liked the
    Lister tapping the pipe for ages.
    Rimmer "can he help us"
    Lister "No wrong number"
     

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